Lex Luthor/lexluthor

the arch-enemy of superman soon to be featured by kevin spacey

This is how it ends for the greatest criminal mind of our time. Not with a whimper, not with a bang. How do they choose to reward Lex Luthor, the greatest genius in this world? Do they give him glory? Do they give him treasure? What matter fact do they give him? Life plus twenty, Luthor! Get to work.

Lex Luthor/lexluthor by slothics January 7, 2005

Lex Luger

A washed-up, cocaine-fiending wrestler who can only stay out of jail long enough to get arrested while on a coke binge.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear Lex Luger is in jail again?
Person 2: Won't he die already?

Person 1: What the difference between Lex Luger and an illegal immigrant?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: An illegal immigrant can't come into the country, and Lex Luger can't leave the country because he has warrants.

Lex Luger by N.O. Treal December 28, 2005

Lex Luthor

Your arch nemesis at work. A person that opposes everything you represent, and does nothing besides make your life miserable.

Michelle Obama: Hey Pumpkin, do you want to watch Fox News?

President Obama: No, that network is filled with Lex Luthors.

Lex Luthor by glantern35 July 22, 2010

Lex the Impaler 

A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.

"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"

Lex the Impaler by Anonymous April 29, 2003

lex luthor

Superman's arch-enemy. Intelligent, funny, and ruthless. Even though he has no superpowers, he is dangerous.

Lex Luthor is president of the US in the Superman comics.

lex luthor by Adrian August 30, 2006

lex&laur 

When you SLAYYYY it in the dance floor!! Consisting of much booty dropping and arm movements.

Girl 1: Omg I pulled a lex&laur at that party on Saturday

Girl 2: woah you must've really gone HAM

lex&laur by #LLL May 17, 2016

Lex Luthor/lexluthor

1.Bald Archenemy of Superman. Bald Industrialist, super villain and Mad Scientist.
2.Ruler of Australia

1.(In his own wordfs) Hi, everybody! The name's Luthor, Lex Luthor/lexluthor. Possibly you've heard the name: the Greatest Criminal Mind Of All Time!
2. General Zod: Lex Luthor/lexluthor, ruler of Australia... activate the machine.

Lex Luthor/lexluthor by banky123 July 20, 2006