a fat oaf who sits on the sofa eating monkey nuts wanking there Nan every Tuesday so you are a fat cunt you fat pleb fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
shut up you fat fucking lemon
by lewis boi March 25, 2019
Get the lemonmug. 
What the fuck? Are you goddamned retarded? It's a fucking lemon you special ed motherfucker. Jesus Christ who let this window licker off of the short bus? Motherfucker searching "Lemon" on UrbanDictionary. Get back in the special ed room before I kick your retarded ass back in there.
Jim:This retarded ass motherfucker just searched "Lemon" on Urban Dictionary.
John: What a fucking window licker.
John: What a fucking window licker.
by UrbanScribe7 November 23, 2019
Get the Lemonmug. by Lame lay June 2, 2016
Get the Lemonmug. When a cnn anchor sticks his hand down his pants and rubs his sweaty balls and then touches your mustache with his smelly fingers.
I had to drive home from the white house correspondence dinner with a stinky mustache because someone at my table gave me the lemon
by J Daddy 2020 January 19, 2021
Get the The lemonmug. An extremely tank human being, beyond belief, second to none
who can beat a terry up with his lemon knuckles
has had many songs dedicated to him
Cannot withstand more than 5 minutes of the beach
Has a group of mates with chodes
Fingered a ranger
the hottest ranger to rome the planet Earth
Got jacked of Threee times without a blanket
Resides in West side asia
who can beat a terry up with his lemon knuckles
has had many songs dedicated to him
Cannot withstand more than 5 minutes of the beach
Has a group of mates with chodes
Fingered a ranger
the hottest ranger to rome the planet Earth
Got jacked of Threee times without a blanket
Resides in West side asia
*At a bodybuilding convention*
Holy fuck They look like lemon
Wait is that him
no no its arnold swatanigger
NO its a LEMON
lalalalala
Holy fuck They look like lemon
Wait is that him
no no its arnold swatanigger
NO its a LEMON
lalalalala
by MX SHREDDER October 17, 2007
Get the lemonmug. So when I asked for more foam on my latte, the lemon adjusted her mullet under her baseball cap before giving me the evil eye.
by Chris May 14, 2004
Get the lemonmug.