leyten

The tiny ass stubby piece of shit with anger issues

AND U CAN NOT FORGET ABOUT his small penis

That guy is such a Leyten, stomping around like that.

by FUN IS FUN May 31, 2017

latenightgargle

What you do to try to clear a furball out of your throat

Shit I had to do the old latenihtgargle after eating my wife last night.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

Latent defaulter

A latent defaulter is someone who visits a website because their default homepage is pre-set to that address, or are redirected to a particular website, through no action of their own. They do not purposely choose to visit the website but their visit is counted towards a website's traffic statistics, even though they may immediately leave the website.

When someone buys a new computer the installed browser has the homepage pre-set by default. When they open a browser window they automatically visit the website that has been pre-set. Alternatively when someone logs out of an email service, or instant messenger client, they can be automatically redirected to a particular website. These people are "latent defaulters".

by Levelgrinder July 1, 2009

latent response

A response that comes after a significant delay.

Sorry for the latent response.

by latentresponse April 18, 2017

laypeng

A typical girlfriend who just loves to eat sleep and play. Horny at times but always keeps it in to herself, attempting to fulfill her inner desires in the future. Commonly used sentences : I want to sleep, i want to eat and i am tired

Laypeng is sleeping

by helopit June 6, 2017

Lautenschlagered

A state of inebriation which threatens one’s ability to avoid the ditch while driving a motorized vehicle.

I’m so Lautenschlagered that I should get an Uber or an ex to take me home.

by Lautenschlagered June 16, 2018

Layton

A young kid who reminds many people of former rapper XXXTentacion also know as Jahseh Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy, who sadly passed away June 18th of 2018. He’s the next 14 year old upping the rap gang. He knows how to impress many people with this charm in his eyes. He’s hella attractive but he’s always denying it. Somehow he manages to have many girls chasing after him at once, and he can also be really confusing sometimes. But overall Layton is a great friend and person to talk to, he’ll always be there for you 24/7. He’s extremely funny and always tends to make you laugh or smile even when you don’t want to. You really need a Layton in your life!

“Did you see Layton eating that tortilla?”
“Yes! He’s such a hawtie!”

by Anonymous9372938 April 16, 2019