Lawyer Line

A long, fat line of cocaine. Since cocaine is so expensive, only a lawyer can afford to treat his friends to a Lawyer Line.
My rich uncle treated me to a Lawyer Line of cocaine. He is such a partier!
by lodean November 02, 2009
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Interwebs Lawyer

Lawyers that handle cases on Teh Interwebs. Not paid with money, but with e-penis size. Starting rate is 1 inch/hour.
Interwebs Lawyer 1: Wow! I just increased my e-penis size by 4 inches from that case alone!
by Greg427 January 12, 2009
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Lawyer Repellent

Warning label placed on a product or sign posted for the sole purpose of preventing lawsuits arising from pure stupidity.
The label on this screwdriver warning not to stick it into your eye is just Lawyer Repellent.
by NatCh. April 03, 2012
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lawyer dog

When a person is arrested and does not want to be questioned without legal representation, requesting a lawyer dog, or a "lawyer dawg" should stop the questioning until you get your legal representation...unless you are in Louisiana. They dont care about stuff like constitutional rights
The Louisiana Supreme Court has refused to hear an appeal from a suspect who says police should have stopped questioning him after he said, “… so why don’t you just give me a lawyer dog.”
by Lawyerdawg November 02, 2017
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lawyer morty

Someone who is not, in fact a lawyer, but rather, someone who is kept around because he is fun.
Also someone who is very proud of their Pog collection
Lawyer Morty: *Whispering*

Morty: What? N-no I don't wanna see your pog collection.
by Ivysauce August 25, 2017
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Trump lawyer

Low quality legal representation.
Never bring a Trump lawyer to an attorney argument.
by OccasionalReader March 26, 2018
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Ghetto lawyer

A person argumentative in nature whos nature is only matched by his/her petty ignorant nature one whom can’t cope with the world as it is so they pick at their reality in a futile attempt to argue to circumvent a fixed scenario one who tries to change the circumstances of others to suit their own ends often behaves in an ignorant and petty way with no real train of logical thought
That man complains and argues about so much dumb shit he needs to be put on contract as a ghetto lawyer
by Diablo De Azule August 09, 2019
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