A long, fat line of cocaine. Since cocaine is so expensive, only a lawyer can afford to treat his friends to a Lawyer Line.
by lodean November 02, 2009
Lawyers that handle cases on Teh Interwebs. Not paid with money, but with e-penis size. Starting rate is 1 inch/hour.
by Greg427 January 12, 2009
Warning label placed on a product or sign posted for the sole purpose of preventing lawsuits arising from pure stupidity.
by NatCh. April 03, 2012
When a person is arrested and does not want to be questioned without legal representation, requesting a lawyer dog, or a "lawyer dawg" should stop the questioning until you get your legal representation...unless you are in Louisiana. They dont care about stuff like constitutional rights
The Louisiana Supreme Court has refused to hear an appeal from a suspect who says police should have stopped questioning him after he said, “… so why don’t you just give me a lawyer dog.”
by Lawyerdawg November 02, 2017
Someone who is not, in fact a lawyer, but rather, someone who is kept around because he is fun.
Also someone who is very proud of their Pog collection
Also someone who is very proud of their Pog collection
by Ivysauce August 25, 2017
Low quality legal representation.
by OccasionalReader March 26, 2018
A person argumentative in nature whos nature is only matched by his/her petty ignorant nature one whom can’t cope with the world as it is so they pick at their reality in a futile attempt to argue to circumvent a fixed scenario one who tries to change the circumstances of others to suit their own ends often behaves in an ignorant and petty way with no real train of logical thought
That man complains and argues about so much dumb shit he needs to be put on contract as a ghetto lawyer
by Diablo De Azule August 09, 2019