Lash Gum

The half eaten packet of chewing gum you bought just before the shop closed, but after you consumed a healthy amount of alcohol while out with friends. Discovered some time in the next couple of weeks when you find it buried in a pocket. Usually finished with glee, unless serving to remind you of a bad night previously forgotten.

Mike: Hmm what's this *digs in pocket*
Dave: Old chewing gum?
Mike: Oh no, this is lash gum, remember Chris' 21th?
Dave: Ohhh yeah....give me some
Mike: Hell no, this lash gum is sacred

by AlcoholicRainbowPig May 18, 2011

thumb lashing

To be reprimanded via sms messages on a mobile (aka cell) phone.

"I was suppoesed to take her out for dinner but I stayed with me mates at the pub and boy did she give a right thumb lashing."

by Alberto Rosso August 18, 2007

Lambo lashes

When a female receives a cum shot to the face, specifically on her eyes, in the shower.

Jenny wanted the finer things in life, so I gave her Lambo lashes before work this morning.

by LamboLashesLover February 28, 2014

Lash Artistry

The ability to create epic lash lines by applying tiny synthetic fibres to one natural lash at a time in an artful, respectful and classy way, without destroying the natural lashes.

Hi! Im a Lash Artist, and I am obsessed with creating a uniform, artful set of lashes to the point it destroys my eyes, hands and neck. But I love it and I love the reaction my Client's give when they feel oh so beautiful! Aka Crazy Lasher. Yes, that's Lash Artistry....

by IndulgeLashes November 6, 2017

tongue lashing

when in the throws of wild sex, one might use their tongue hurriedly to deliver pleasure to the other party.

I gave Gemmas quim a thorough tongue lashing last night and she really got off on it.

by snooter69 October 15, 2017

Lamp Lash

when you beat someone with a lamp that has a bendable neck, this is what they get.

My mom was so pissed last night, she beat me with a lamp and gave me Lamp Lash.

by Fallen Corpse September 29, 2017

cash for lash

currency acquired for the sole purpose of purchasing alcoholic beverages. preferably procured in the local currency and in banknotes or coins of the highest denomination that the consumer can afford.

- 'make your preparations early.... get some cash for lash'

A gentleman inspects his wallet, only to discover it's empty.

- 'boys i'm in trouble, i'm running low on cash for lash. where's the cashpoint at?'

by barnes01 January 4, 2010