Laction

A simple combination of the two words lack and action meaning just that; a lack of action. See also Lacktion

The laction from the Customer Service at Timmy Ho's is astounding.

by Jonathan A. September 8, 2005

lactosexual

The sexual preference of dairy products, including milk, cream, ice cream, cheese, etc.

The demon slayer, Dante, is a potential lactosexual. He shows a strong affection for strawberry sundaes.

by 12345678876543 May 15, 2008

lactaters

Big ol' lactating boobs

Damn, after she had the baby she got some big ol lactaters; Check out Kitty-- She sure got some lactaters after giving birth.

by The Clitorist September 19, 2013

'lactose baggage'

The HUGE, bulging titties that hang from a female dog when she has not fed her puppies for a week.

When driving around on the dirt roads in the South African East Cape Coast, you see a lot of 'mommy' dogs who have just given birth. They don't seem particularly nurturing and have their puppies hassling them for milk. The puppies have obviously developed sharp new teeth which hurt their mom when they feed...thus, the mommies have HUGE, BULGING titties!! And so, 'lactose baggage' was coined!

by kimmipooh December 27, 2009

Lacto ring

The plastic circle that stays attached to the gallon milk jug when the cap is removed. Makes an ideal cat toy.

I cleaned under the fridge yesterday and found 3 quarters, 2 pens and 9 lacto rings.

by Gourdaholic May 17, 2010

Lactanoes

Large volcanic boobs that may, or many not contain milk.

Wow, look at Ashley's lactanoes! They are HUGE! I want to suck those puppies dry.

by Bonequisia February 20, 2011

Lactoemangulate

To open a milk carton from the wrong side.

Dude! There was something sticky on the "open" side of my milk carton so I had to lactoemangulate.......

by LtotheWtotheSSSSSSSSSSSS July 24, 2011