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lobster disease 

A person with the lobster disease is someone who has the recurring problem of catching feelings for someone after having sex, despite initial intentions of keeping things casual. Once they've shared a sexual experience with one another, emotions unavoidably develop and a desire to mate arises, an incurable side-effect resulting from the lobster disease.

The term lobster disease has an indirect reference to a bit from the television series, Friends, where Ross is upset because Rachel and him weren't getting together whereby Phoebe reassures him saying that Rachel is his lobster. Lobsters are known to mate with only one partner for their entire lifetime.
"Jane can't have casual sex with guys because she always catches feelings, she must have the lobster disease"
lobster disease by jray November 27, 2012
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lobster magnet 

lobster magnet by Doolo August 26, 2003

lobster claw 

A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.
'She was so slutty, I pulled off the lobster claw! Her asshole was that loose.'

lobster knife fight 

"Holy shit Matt, it's a fucking lobster knife fight!"
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Lobster back 

An archaic slur for a British person - still used humorously today (British Army used to wear red coats - lobsters are red).
That dirty Lobster back has bad teeth.
Lobster back by frick1 February 24, 2010

lobster cock 

The state of the male penis after frequent masturbation, usually 5 or 6 times in a day. The end of the bell turns a shade of bright red, similar to that of the colour of a lobster, and smells putrid like a used diaper filled with Indian Food.
Oh, man I was so horny the other night, got major lobster cock!
lobster cock by Steve.RedFox August 6, 2007

lobster mafia 

Members of the New England lobster fishing community who vigilantly protect their territorial waters from newcomers. They frequently inherit their fishing grounds from their parents.
Steve set some traps over in Barrett's Cove and next week the lobster mafia put sugar in his gas tank.
lobster mafia by zabazuve-ha January 21, 2008