Lindsey Lohan

she was really cute as a child. and... now she's an extremely slutty whore.

"Hello everyone. Have you seen my cocaine? Apparently i lost it when screwing 3 guys at once with my gigantic boobs."
-Lindsey Lohan

Lindsey Lohan by raineyyylikebam May 3, 2008

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lindsay lohans

A large pair of breasts on a woman. Comes from the fact that Lindsay Lohan has large boobs.

"Damn. She's got big lindsay lohans. And she's my girlfriend. Titfucking, here I come!"

lindsay lohans by AJAW December 31, 2004

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Lindsey Lohan

A dumb girl who is too stupid to realize that her mother is hurting her career. She was a great child actor, but now is better off just falling off a cliff. A theif and a liar that no one thinks is worth saving anymore, because, honestly, she doesn't want help.

Lindsey Lohan: a little ex-celeb that can't make a good movie worth her life.

Lindsey Lohan by notlying2ya March 15, 2011