Last minute devyn

A friend that waits untill the last moment to ask his parents to go to a friends house.

Hey do you want to go to my house. Yes boots but I'm a last minute devyn

by Pardo Broz October 15, 2016

Last Minute Cancel Bullshit

When someone cancels on you last minute with a weak excuse. Very common among flaky people.

Scenario 1:
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."

Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"

Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

Last Guy I'd Ever Go Gay for

A way to suggest another man is particularly unattractive.

Fugly

Soon after sighting the sheer size of Jacob's schnoz, Spencer swiftly shouts, "He's the last guy I'd ever go gay for!"

by Rebellious Yoshi January 31, 2021

Last straw

The latest in a series of distressing but regularly tolerated events that gives rise to the first obvious sign of intolerance towards the offending party, usually in the form of a drastic decision or the offer of an ultimatum. May have come from shortening the idiom/expression "the straw that breaks the camel's back", relating the distress caused by the offending party to stacking straw on the back of a camel over time until it collapses under the weight.

After a series of non-explicit infarctions, Jimmy McGill loudly disturbing his coworkers with his bagpipes is the last straw that forces Cliff Main to fire him from his law firm without cause.

by WorstAnimu July 16, 2022

last one there is a penis pump

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/

While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

last minute larry

A person who waits until the last possible minute/second to do something. i.e. Swerving across all lanes of traffic and cutting off other motorists to make it off a freeway exit.

Swerving across all lanes of traffic and cutting off other motorists to make it off a freeway exit. You are called a "Last minute Larry."

To complete homework in class while the teacher is collecting it. You are called a "Last minute Larry."

by Slopestizzle November 6, 2013

Last Measure

A nasty website that spawns an endless flurry of pop-up windows with various porn pics. Accompanied by a loud sound clip: "HEY EVERYBODY!! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!!"

What to do when encountering Last Measure:
1. Turn off the monitor before the images load.
2. Turn off the speakers before the sound loads.
(If you can, do steps 1 and 2 at the same time.)
3. Hard reboot the computer.

As I'm writing this, I just got Last Measure'd and had to hard reboot the computer.

by Oxeye Daisy November 12, 2008