laser tag dance

maunever done by laser tag experts(i.e., assholes); in this manevuer, both arms are raised, the body is always turned sideways towards opponents, the person doing the dance is always jumping around while shooting, and the gun is above the head. This results in the person doing the dance covering almost all of their targets, all of the time (targets on the vest and gun); this dance is extremely annoying to everyone who does not do laser tag every fucking day and just wants to enjoy themselves.

Bob: Dude I got kicked from Lazer Tag today.
Dave: That sucks! Why?
Bob: Cause some guy was doin the Laser Tag dance for like 10 minutes and kept shootin me and pissing me off.
Dave: So what did you do?
Bob: I melee-ed him in the face and the warden saw.
Dave: You melee-ed him? That's so kick ass!

by Cheddar-Bob May 13, 2005

laser tag

The public bathroom game for males; when in a stall, you and the person in the stall next to you try to pee on each other's shoes under the barrier.

Friend: Hey, why are your shoes all wet?
You: Oh, me and the guy in the stall next to me were playing laser tag.

by Spoony_Bard March 3, 2008

Laser Vision

A term to describe unparalleled focus and a super human ability. Used improperly in the workplace by individuals who desire to sound smart and appear to have a large vocabulary. It is vapid, and when used as a verb, normally provides little to no impact to any conversation. However, Superman could use his "Laser Vision" to see through things and burn stuff. If he worked in an office there would definitely be "Laser Vision."

Joe: "Man it has been a long day. I can't seem to keep up with all of this work and still focus on keeping everyone happy in the front office. I wish I had the "laser Vision" that Jackie has. She is like a super hero who can see what people want and talk her way out of anything.

Sean: "Yeah, I agree", "She definitely uses that "Laser Vision" to target and kiss the right buts around here."

by office slang guru March 6, 2018

laser eyes

The best mother-fucking superpower known to man.

Ammo includes but isn't limited to:

- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs

Pew! Pew! Zap! Ka-pow! Boom!

Laser eyes kick serious ass!

by NotOriginal December 15, 2008

laser vom

A powerful form of puking that is accomplished with such force that it seemingly exits the mouth as straight as a laser beam.

"You should have seen it man, Horatio smashed the keg-stand record and then laser vom'd across the room!"

by john larue January 17, 2009

laser-noodle

a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.

weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!

by awesome-dude-with-long-hair December 18, 2008

laser piss

A laser piss is when you piss in a straw and connect it to an air compressor. The speed at wich the piss exits the straw is comparable to a laser, thus, laser piss.

''You can't piss a 800Km distance to reach my head''

''Watch me engage a laser piss upon ye!''

by Baab32 November 5, 2013