Mars Landing

A Mars Landing is performed in the dark by transferring the burning remains of your joint to the tip your burning cigarette so you don't burn your lips. As you make the transfer, the small, glowing joint looks like it's approaching a larger glowing orb, like the "red planet" Mars.

"Damn. I'm burning my lips. You got a clip for this joint?"

"No. But you can put it on my cigarette."

"A Mars Landing. Good thinking."

by girthatron July 6, 2010

glen landing middle school

a school that suck and is filled with snakes,clowns,hoes,sluts,snakes

glen landing middle school sucks

by pokadotpuppies44 September 10, 2019

Landon

Landon is honestly the perfect guy. He knows exactly what to say to warm a girl's heart. Many girls are jealous of his girlfriend. He is tall, athletic and definitely a gentleman. Landon is always funny and can make any girl blush. Landon is the perfect guy

Girl1- dude, look how charming that guy is
Girl2- he must be a landon

by Mr. Joeswager March 31, 2016

landon'd

The act of a man ejaculating, usually on a girl, and then licking off his sperm.

That girl just got "landon'd".

by akalie May 29, 2008

landon

unbelievably thick caboose

that guy must be a Landon. Look at dat caboose.

by arabia12345 October 29, 2019

Mays Landing

Bustiling suburb of Atlantic City in Southern New Jersey. There are two sides of Mays Landing. The first side is the side most visitors see that has the Hamilton Mall and the movie theatre. The other side, while it has downtown Mays Landing, is nothing but trees and the occasional housing development here and there. The second side is also known to shoobies from Philadelphia who enjoy clogging the streets to take a short cut to Ocean City on the weekends.

Hey lets cut through Mays Landing and shave 5 minutes off of our trip to Ocean City. They wont mind.

by JK255 January 2, 2010

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

by ManfredManley October 3, 2013