Kank

Kank; Means a person who is acting like an idiot, dumb, stupid, or unintelligent individual. It can also stand as calling someone out for making a dumb decision or mistake. Or can stand as an insult to another individual.

1. Your a Kank if you think that’s gonna work
2. Bruh stop being a Kank

3. I don’t hang out with Kanks like her.

by xrandom_marix December 30, 2019

khanki

a call girl

ei khanki tor rate koto

by bangaladeshi November 9, 2003

Kanken

Actually a really good backpack that was invented to help prevent back pain in Swedish schoolchildren. Has had a niche following for decades that will keep using it after vsco girls fade into obscurity.

I’m bringing my Kanken on the hike with some snacks and a (non hydro-flask) water bottle.

by AsimovtheCat September 27, 2019

Kankles

When the calves and feet are connecting showing no ankle. Its extremely NASTY.

Katie Kurbis has the worst kankles, worse than Aaron Ganz!

by Katie Hater November 7, 2004

Kankle Harvest

A time span running from february 14th to march 23rd. where the U.S. government harvests the kankles of all citizens over 100 pounds. they take a knife and cut off the kankle where it is then shipped to New York to the kankle processing plant which turns the kankles into thousands of rubber based products. often used as an alternative energy source to fight global warming.the government encourages the new obesity of its citizens so that they can use their kankles for manufacture and trade as well a powersupply as kankles are form of oil.

o dear jesus my kankle are big enough yet kankle harvest.

by kanklesauresrex March 4, 2009

kånkel-bär

The Swedish translation of the word Dingle Berry (The crusty, hard, smelly cruds of poo that get stuck in the hair growing around the anus)
"kånkel" translates into "clingy" or "sticky" and "bär" into "forest fruit". hence the equivalent of Dingle Berry

Yo holmes, pass me a tootpick I've got a bad case of kånkel-bär goin on between my teeth.

by rustyrimjob February 12, 2008

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

1: german for "you will need a nurse"

2: what to dial after 1-800 to get on Hitler's daytime talk show (from the TV show Family Guy)

"to get tickets to HITLER, call one, eighthundred...DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

by Molonious Prime February 27, 2005