Yellow Kumquat

Sucking on a pair of testicles after peeing on them for 30 minutes.

Laquisha: Thomas asked me for A yellow kumquat and I was like hell nah!
Ladasha: Oh he'll nah!

by dinklebergg May 14, 2015

Kumquat

A word used to describe a massive poo.

There is a kumquat in the toilet bowl.

by 1yeetyboi June 18, 2019

Kumquat

The biggest sloppiest low down dirty crack junkie slut!

Emily is the biggest KUMQUAT

by Mooz33 May 6, 2025

puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman

"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."

by captain deeze March 3, 2012

Kumquat squat

when you squat and cum,piss, and shit over you partners penis and moan all at the time

man sally over there gave me a nice Kumquat squat a few mins ago

by measpinner2647 August 21, 2016

Kumquat

Kumquat Is a nickname of a boy named “Ryan” that a group that called themselves “knarp” gave to this boy

Ryan the kumquat is currently on a mission

by Tw.nograpes March 19, 2021