the job's fucked/knackered

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.

' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

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Dripping like a knackered fridge

A lady, young or otherwise in a state of high arousal.....often used in N.E Scotland.

Thon Quine wis richt horny, she wis dripping like a knackered fridge.
Or “dreepin like a knackered fridge “

by Sweet JB October 20, 2020

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Lower Decker Knacker Jacker

Term to define the males undergarments that would typically lift the testicles or gonads. The more effective type are defined as a jock strap

I had a great pair of lower decker knacker jackers on.

His lower decker knacker jackers chaffed his nuts.

by baabaam May 14, 2022

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A person that is a bit of a bellend but can also be used in friend groups to call each other knackers when they do someone stupid or something that annoys them.Can also be changed to knackered,knackers or knackse

That’s so knackered

They are knackers

That’s so knackse

Ah don’t do that you knacker

Look at this knacker
Look at those knackers
This guy is such a knacker

Don’t be a knacker

by Fin Starkey August 25, 2020

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Kick in the knackers

Kick in the knackers, meaning a kick to the testicles of a male. When a boy is kicked in the cock and balls and it hurts like hell, resulting in the boy falling to the ground in pain and rolling around. A kick to balls/knackers is an unfair move.

Jacob and Harry where fighting at school. Harry would have won the fight but Jacob used a kick in the knackers on Harry and Jacob immediately won the fight as Harry couldn’t continue after having his groin attacked so brutally.

by Nutshot pain June 12, 2023

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