Kirsten

A fat ugly bitch that never stops complaining

Guy 1 : "I met this girl named Kirsten"
Guy 2 : "Is she fat, ugly, and never stops complaining"
Guy 1 : "All of the above"
Guy 2 :"Does she know your address"
Guy 1 : " Yes"
Guy 2 : May God be with you"

by Handle43215 September 14, 2015

Kirsten joke

A “Kirsten joke” is a type of joke that has absolutely zero value of humor, and has a slight sexual theme to it. Most simps will laugh at these jokes. These jokes are over used and practiced by most sluts/whores.

“Yo you down for some video games bro?”
Random hoe: “rated x games?”
“I wasn’t talking to you fatass.”
“Yeah that’s a fucking Kirsten joke”

by Moggadhkrkidwhvejridbe August 13, 2020

Kirsten Stewart

A girl who is famous for potraying Bella Swan in the Twilight series.

She can't act,
she never closes her mouth,
she's on pot,
she ALWAYS sctraches her head (like I said, pot),
and she doesn't ever look like Bella.

Kirsten Stewart is a very lucky person who, cannot act, yet is very famous for it.

by KirstenStewertMakesMeAngry August 5, 2009

kirsten dunst

a mediocre actress who looks like she smells of milk and is in need of a good wash

n.b. she looks particularly greasified in spidermans 1 and 2

by maculate February 6, 2005

Kirsten Syndrome

When you can't tell if a girl is either butt ass ugly or attractive.

Student 1: When i was at magic mountain i saw a bitch with a hardcore Kirsten Syndrome.
Student 2: I feel sorry for you. Thats the struggle

by Thebestmothafuckasever September 15, 2014

Kirsten Dunst

The antidote for an erection.

Oh no! I have a boner in public, how embarassing!

(thinks of Kirsten Dunst)

Ah, much better.

by Cap'n Dan October 7, 2005

kirsten lynch

The thickest human being ever. She is from croton and she is the Beyoncé or thickness.

Her ass is huge... it’s soooo Kirsten lynch

by Thatthickbitch May 29, 2019