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Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).
"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022
mugGet the Kinder Chocolate Surprisemug.

Kinder Sandwich

When a white woman is been taken from both ends by 2 black males
Betty tried her first ever kinder sandwich last night
by Stangela February 12, 2024
mugGet the Kinder Sandwichmug.

Kinder Surprise

When you queef a load of cum In your undies unexpectedly
Honey, pull over I just got that Kinder Surprise from earlier!
by northernjizz6669 December 13, 2021
mugGet the Kinder Surprisemug.

More Kinder

An addition to an insult, usually followed by "Little bitch"
by aidenwilliams2407 May 6, 2025
mugGet the More Kindermug.

Kinder

The German chocolate brand that is superior to any american chocolate brand.
Ugh all these other chocolate's are so bad, kinder is so much better.
by coolkid991 December 4, 2023
mugGet the Kindermug.

kinder surprise

an action performed in doggy where by the balls (kinder egg) hit against the vagina (the surprise)
omg he kinder surprised me last night, it felt so good
by rassclot May 13, 2025
mugGet the kinder surprisemug.

Kinder

To take a kinder means take a huge cock in the ass
Person 1: Man wanna play chess?
Person 2: man you already know that if you play against me you take the kinder
by Cocombokinder June 4, 2023
mugGet the Kindermug.

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