A my little pony figure that has been ejaculated on to the point there is a solid mass of semen surrounding it, that can then, like a kinder egg, be broken open to reveal a toy inside.
Fuckleberry: Can I have this white chocolate kinder egg?
Hinn: No that's not a kinder egg, it's a my little pony kinder egg
Fuckleberry: What's that?
Hinn: Think of it as the party city brick but with a my little pony figure in it instead
Hinn: No that's not a kinder egg, it's a my little pony kinder egg
Fuckleberry: What's that?
Hinn: Think of it as the party city brick but with a my little pony figure in it instead
by sackTN July 30, 2022
When a man has sexual intercourse with an orange, and once he has culminated inside of it, he proceeds to insert it inside his own anus, feeling stuffed with a creamy substance
by clocloman June 16, 2020
by northernjizz6669 December 14, 2021
When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.
by 57intherunning August 14, 2023
Pronunciation: Keen-druh Uh-doll-tee
Definition: noun;
Word for adult child(ren).
A child who has reached the age of majority.
Definition: noun;
Word for adult child(ren).
A child who has reached the age of majority.
by Xoxosunset October 14, 2021
A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.
-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!
by thealmightybasstardo April 13, 2011
Person 1: Man wanna play chess?
Person 2: man you already know that if you play against me you take the kinder
Person 2: man you already know that if you play against me you take the kinder
by Cocombokinder June 4, 2023