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kilt custard

the left over custard after you have a weggie in a kilt
Scottish person:Love I need me kilt cleaned!
Wife:Why?
Scottish person:I got kilt custard on it.
by Shmidey June 18, 2016
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Clifton-Kilt

Noun: The part of a plaid flannel shirt that hangs below a zipped leather jacket, from Delco Pennsylvania
Rick is rocking one hell of a Clifton-Kilt, God is he white-trash
by Whitetrashero September 11, 2021
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Already bought the kilt

A phrase used when pointing out that someone has already sunk too much effort into a situation to turn back or quit.
"I don't know if I can finish this degree, I don't even like economics..."
"dude, I know you're exhausted, but you can't quit now, you already bought the kilt."

"Why do you even want to be in his wedding if he's such a jerk? Just drop out!"
"I can't man, I have to go through with it, I already bought the kilt."
by alone.ranger July 29, 2021
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plaid kilt

p-p... p-p-p... plaid?!
*proceeds to act like a chicken*
Squidward: what do you think of Mr.Krab's new plaid kilt
by loggernamy August 6, 2021
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kilt

KILT ( adv.) - the act of disappearing spontaneously or going ghost, without reason, cause or known whereabouts, eluding contact with school officials, family members, friends, authority figures, and/or entire cities over an unknown period of time.
"I'm 'bout to go kilt on these niggas if they're not back by 6."

"Damn, I've been stressed the fuck out lately. I really need to go kilt for a few days. My phone's off, so don't call. "

"THAT SHIT KILT."
by Supreemo October 20, 2012
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Bathroom Kilt

When a man gets out of the shower in the morning and wraps his towel around his waist to continue his morning activities.
I got outta the shower this morning and threw on a bathroom kilt before I shaved.
by Clyde McClydeson October 18, 2011
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kilt

1. An article of clothing worn by Scottish people, that appears as a kneelength, usually plaid, skirt

2. A greeting used by Scottish folk, similar to the way Australians use the term, 'Mate'

^ This can be friendly, but can also be rude depending on the context or relationship with that person. (see definition 3)

3. A term used, primarily by Scots, to refer to someone who's unpleasant.
1. "I'm gonna wear a kilt today!"
2. "Hey, my kilt! How's it goin'?"
3. "Ugh, he's such an annoying kilt. I can't stand him."
by soapycarpet February 26, 2023
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