Keystone Light

The world's most powerful laxative.

"Dude, I drank a 12 pack of Keystone Light this weekend and had the shits for 3 days."

"Who needs Exlax when you can just drink Keystone Light? Plus it is cheaper."

by cones90 September 28, 2009

keysurf

Piece of stinking excrement

I think I just stepped in some keysurf.

by InaInaIna May 5, 2006

keysurfed

(adj) To be constantly disconnected from the internet every x seconds.

"Holy smokes Batman, where's Robin?"
"She got keysurfed"

by Anonymous-Keysurfer February 19, 2006

Keystone Challenge

When you eat Chipotle and attempt to down two Keystones afterwards without puking your guts out...It isn't really hard at all...just hilarious when people can't.

Whoa! Why are you puking so much?!"..."Couldn't pass the Keystone Challenge, my dude"..."HAHAHHA GAME OVER!

by NoCeilings July 4, 2010

Keysborough

The Ghetto city limits.

Unlike its filthy neighbours Dandenong, Springvale and Noble Park, Keysborough offers a relatively calm environment in which to reside.

"Let's move to Dandenong"

"And get murdered? We'll go to Keysborough instead."

by 3173 August 28, 2008

Keystone Ice

Cheap 5.9 percent alcohol beer that poor college students and frat boys drink. However it tastes better than other ice beers like natty ice and even bud ice to some.

Ted: I ended up fucking Terry last night.

Casey: Oh god that mess. Whyyyy
Ted: I had like 8 keystone ices last night.
Casey: Ahh, that explains. That's still disgusting though.
Ted: ....I know

by lxatu August 17, 2010

keystone ice

Cheap beer, 5.9 percent alcohol volume

Rick}Dude, last night I drank 6 Keystones and was waisted.

Douche BagDude, you're a pussy.

RickKeystone Ice

Douche BagAhh

by Egolistick November 18, 2004