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KFC Kelly

Resident friendly AJ lover from the Seymour, Victoria region.

Somewhat mythical somewhat accurate.

Her tally and the stories from the lads grows with each year.

A fat slut from pucka who works at KFC and has literally fucked half the army
KFC Kelly loves a good train.
by 691989 April 11, 2019
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Kelly

Kelly is the cutest girl I have ever seen. She is the love of my life. I love my kelly so much and I never want to loose her. Kelly deserves all of me. She gives me the best treatment as a couple and I will always love her so much
by Joey dub October 20, 2019
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Kelly K

Fine blondes with ass and sass. A full blown Kelly K doesnt listen to lame music, smokes good kush and makes black victoria secret look fucking good. Natural blondes only. She knows how to roll cones too.
"Lido or Siesta?"
"I just want to go wherever the Kelly Ks are"
by ccasherr May 12, 2017
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Kelly

Kelly: She is the most beautiful woman that could have ever walked into my life, She knows how to make you smile when you want to cry. Her smile could stop a thousand hearts from beating, She makes you laugh till you cry and she always leaves you wanting more. There are really no words to explain how she can make you feel inside but when you see her or talk about her it shows on your face, She is irreplaceable. She is the woman you'd want to wake up to every morning of every day.
Kelly: My future wife, My world.
by A.M.D June 11, 2012
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Kelly Johnson

Clarence "Kelly" Johnson.
Legendary Chief Research Engineer at Lockheed. This guy designed the p-38, the Connie, the f-80, the f-104, the U-2, the Blackbird.
Serious kick-ass genius this Kelly Johnson, not like the cocksucking Kelly Johnsosn bitches in this page...
These bitches dont deserve to be called Kelly Johnson
by Hugh G Rection February 17, 2005
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Brian Kelly

An extraordinarily angry, red-faced fat man who yells so hard at teenagers when they make mistakes that he appears to be taking a huge shit in his pants and having a heart attack simultaneously.
Damn! Did you see that guy pull a Brian Kelly???
by LittleGiant#8 September 14, 2011
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Kelly

A genuinely amazing person that is very cute and lovable that is thought to already be taken because she is so damn hot
Kelly is so hot but most likely already taken cuz she so hot
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