Kerblumpkin

When the person receiving a blumpkin drops a huge turd and the person giving the blumpkin gets a huge splash of shit water on the underside of their chin; When the person giving a blumpkin gets water splashed on their face from a dropping or exploding shit.

Kerplunk + Blumpkin = Kerblumpkin

I need to wash this shit water off my face because my boyfriend gave me a gnarly kerblumpkin.

by BSleepy June 13, 2010

Kerly

One of the most freakiest females in jersey . she will do things to you that will have you in love.

Noel : We should have a 3sum my friend Kerly said she'll show me some things

Mookie : Can I just have her to myself for one night ;)?

by Macapoin February 19, 2015

kerblamo

A proclomation by Italian lovers from Milan at the pinacle explosion of sexual intercourse.

Woman: "Uhhh (moaning), I'm cumming...."
Man: "Kerblamo!!!"

by cowpoke May 12, 2007

kerfliffnip

extremely tired and or sleepy

im so kerfliffnip im goin 2 bed

by casie darbonne September 20, 2005

kerflop

falling or tripping without grace onto a hard surface, usually resulting in "battle wounds"

I didn't mean to kerflop onto that curb, it just happened; now I've got a nasty gash to prove it.

by CT921 April 15, 2008

Kerpla

1. noun incomprehensible outcry, aggressive tones. Most notably used by Mel Gibson in the South Park season 8 episode "The Passion".

"Kerpla! Kerpla!

by paintbox October 25, 2009

Kerfluffle

To create or cause a fluff.

Sam caused quite the kerfluffle when the cats came in the room.

by TheWonderfulWizardOfOz August 24, 2017