A funny total memester that is kind but has autism so a bit of a shy crybaby that you still can make friends with him.
Ethan keane is funny
by pULTRAi February 22, 2020
the most beautiful female anyone could ever stumble upon. her beauty is unmatchable and she catches everyones eyes. her smile lights up the room and her eyes sparkle like a star that you can only see once in a lifetime. she is the most amazing spouse anyone could be blessed with. every moment with her is eventful. heaven is locked inside of her lips and every time you kiss her, you get a glimpse of what heaven feels like. she has a lot of friends due to her being a luxurious role model and a big peoples person. every time you talk to her she speaks with a smile that will bring out yours. she is way more than eye candy. she is extremely blessed and indubitably smart and loves to make people happy.
Guy #1: Yoooooooo that young lady is beautiful.
Guy #2: Yea man, she aint no Keana Keane , but she coo too.
Guy #1: Whats a Keana Keane?
Guy #2: Basically it means she's perfect... more than perfect actually.
Guy #2: Yea man, she aint no Keana Keane , but she coo too.
Guy #1: Whats a Keana Keane?
Guy #2: Basically it means she's perfect... more than perfect actually.
by Bob Junior September 06, 2017
Dictionary definition: Person or individual who has natural dislike of another individual named Keane due to Keane sucking mad dick
Person 1. "Ew look its Keane"
Person 2 " Oi, don't be such a Keane Hater"
Both "hahahahahah"
Person 2 "just kidding"
Person 2 " Oi, don't be such a Keane Hater"
Both "hahahahahah"
Person 2 "just kidding"
by Sussiest Baka October 21, 2021
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?
Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!
Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?
Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!
by courtofowls September 06, 2023
The only good thing other than cider to come out of Ireland. The most British football player to be Irish, and the only Irish person Brits will ever love
Guy 1: Roy Keane is the best Irish player and the best number 16 of all time
(Guy 1 now gets all of the undivided female attention)
(Guy 1 now gets all of the undivided female attention)
by ohgharold July 22, 2022
by thebuster March 15, 2022
Eddie Keane is a gentleman that’s also known as “monotone Eddie” this is because they way he talks bores people to death.
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
by Dave_parky December 02, 2021