rusty kettle

A euphemism for genitalia (more commonly of the female variety) originating from Salad Fingers #1. Specifically refers to genitalia any person wishes to caress.

I’d like you to caress my rusty kettle.
I’d like to caress your rusty kettle.

by Mabaluf May 02, 2022

Kettle-Blind

A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"

I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.

by MonkeyWings August 06, 2010

Kettle Breath

The steam that comes out of your mouth when it's cold.

- It was freezing this morning, I had full on kettle breath!

- "It's sooooo cold! I'm sitting here watching your kettle breath, wondering if you are hiding a cigarette behind your back!"

by maet AT MOCEA June 20, 2012

Kettle boy

This is icy-hot Shoto Todoroki icy hunk
He had boiling water poured on his left eye by his own mother 🥲

Poor kettle boy what a pain

by Weeb.weeb.bungee gum February 07, 2021

Kettle face

Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.

Youve been kettled.

He was smacked with that kettle, hes got a kettle face.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.

Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.

by Coops12345 June 29, 2017

kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter

Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron

by Mista O August 07, 2006