Kline

To sexually satisfy a woman.

1. She had a smile on her face all day, which is what a good klining will do to you!

2. When your bitch's eyes start wandering, you better kline her soon, or she'll leave your sorry ass.

by Capitol Hill Intern August 7, 2007

klindt

a dutch last name with an intelligent background. usually filled with rednecks

woah! he’s redneck! he must be a Klindt

by hi y’all May 3, 2018

Pull-a-Kling

To be aggressively drunk. Attempting to physically attack friends.

Watch out Tony, she might Pull-a-Kling

by Aldershot High School Shit July 13, 2019

Mae C Klingelheber

A loser. A pathetic loser

Don’t be mean to him, he’s a Mae C Klingelheber

by anymade46 October 16, 2020

klinsi

Nickname of former German National Team Head Coach Juergen Klinsmann

"Klinsi did a hell of a job for the German National Team during the '06 World Cup"

by b9enaldo January 24, 2008

Kliph Scale

Kliph: Sexy, attractive, good looking

A code word used by males to to notify other males in the area that an attractive female has come into viewing range. After all men have acknowledged her looks they then determine how she ranks on said "scale".

A secret way men scale a woman's attractiveness.

1. (Kliph Scale passing by)

Rob: Kliph Scale!

Sal: Agreed, I give it a 7.

2. (At the Office)

Rob: Did you get that Kliph Scale report?

Sal: Yea, I rate its effectiveness about a 6

Rob: Na, at least a 7

by Lazyboy4sure October 21, 2009

Klingenberg

A guy who looks like he's been taking placebo weight loss drugs for the last 20 years.

Klingenberg is a fatass

by gutbusters May 22, 2020