Judge Mathis

The best judge ever featured on TV.

People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.

Much better than other reality TV judges.

My neighbor just let his dogs shitting on my lawn. I'm gonna bring his ass up to Judge Mathis court.

by chrno July 28, 2010

can't judge a book by its cover

cannot judge something based on appearance

can't judge a book by its cover since we all deserve a chance to know each other without judging based on appearance.

by ksjdopaijwsdpoqwjfoidhsfpio February 16, 2015

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology made by Logan Paul.

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven

by SpecialID March 5, 2021

juggernaut punch

A massive punch, intended for TKO's. The punch is accomplished by running at full speed towards the opponent, the person performing the punch then cocks their arm back as they get closer to their opponent. Upon coming in range of the opponent, the person performing the punch then focuses all their strength and energy into the punch and then releases it into the opponents skull. 100% of the time the opponent will fall to the ground and roll. It is also acceptable to use the juggernaut punch as a sucker punch from behind, as this is how it was first performed. If the juggernaut punch is performed, and the user exclaims "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!" and/or achieves a TKO, it is considered epic.

"Dude! Yancy just juggernaut punched that kid in the back of the head and he rolled across the street!"

by Xero Anarian January 4, 2007

Jonged

To get "owned". This word has started gaining popularity as an alternative for "owned" after initially being used to tease korean kids.
It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il

"hahaha man you got totally jonged"

"you guys are getting jonged today!"

kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!"
kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("

by Abdul Nusrat May 30, 2007

The Don't Judge Me Challenge

A new Internet video trends. A dontjudge me challenge video usually starts with a self righteous teen who has drawn on features that dont fit societys beauty standards, such as unibrows, achne, facial hair (on woman), glasses, and imperfect teeth. They then go on to pat some sort of moisturiser on their face, then put their hand in the camera, then taking it off the reveal themselves, with their faces caked with makeup and product in their hair, now fitting societys beauty expectations.

Hey, THOT just posted a the don't judge me challenge!

by lilbitchtit July 27, 2015

Judge Judy

A court "judge" who appears on her own court TV show. She likes to call other people idiots because she is insecure since she herself is a complete idiot. Common ridiculous quotes from her include:

You know what you are? You're a NERD.

Shut up, NERD!

It's because I'm smart.

It's because YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

I watched Judge Judy yesterday and lost all hope in humanity.

When I saw Judge Judy's face on the television, I screamed and spontaneously combusted.

After listening to Judge Judy, I lost all ability to reason.

by okamiimiyazaki December 6, 2010