Judge Judy

A court "judge" who appears on her own court TV show. She likes to call other people idiots because she is insecure since she herself is a complete idiot. Common ridiculous quotes from her include:

You know what you are? You're a NERD.

Shut up, NERD!

It's because I'm smart.

It's because YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

I watched Judge Judy yesterday and lost all hope in humanity.

When I saw Judge Judy's face on the television, I screamed and spontaneously combusted.

After listening to Judge Judy, I lost all ability to reason.

by okamiimiyazaki December 6, 2010

judy booty

A generic term for a girl with a large curvacious ass. (can be used as a positive or negative)

"Check out judy booty over there"

by Mr. Moss October 20, 2006

judge judy

A sexual maneuver whereby one pulls out before climaxing, then blows his load on the female's face, then slaps her in the forehead with his manjunk and proclaims, "justice is served bitch"

Last night, I gave the judge judy to my girlfriend and she will no longer have sex with me.

by DUmch014 May 1, 2009

Playboi Judy

A person that's a rapper but can't order a pizza from Pizza Hut.

Yo you gotta listen to Waitangi Trapunal by Biggie Wang and Playboi Judy

by Tyler, the Schlatt Man December 10, 2020

Blue Judy

The act of masturbating with your tears while watching Judge Judy.

I was so sad about my deluxe cable package being canceled, so I gave myself a blue judy.

by Judge Judy brown May 14, 2015

judge judy

Stupid judge on television.

Outright mean, one person who needs a colon cleansing immediately.

Judge Judy's tv program is so horrible that I went to a shrink for help.

by Akit February 29, 2004

Judge Judy

An avatar of Satan. Judge Judy seduces simple minded human beings into its media courtroom with promises of financial rewards and celebrity if they renounce Justice. Having renounced Justice, the litigants are then subjected to Judge Judy's derision, ridicule, sarcasm, and hatred. Judge Judy supports and nourishes itself on the psychological pain and suffering it inflicts on those foolish enough to renounce Justice for money and fame.

Judge Judy came into being when Malevolent Intent fornicated with the Electronic Media. Judge Judy was nursed by the witch Joyful Cruelty and raised by Ratingswar. Judge Judy is destined to preside in its electronic courtroom until the Judgement Day when Judge Judy will be defeated by Justice.

by Maureen Raye March 31, 2007