Jonesing

When you really need that...run, drink, bong hit.

I start Jonesing to watch One-Piece with my 3 teen-aged kids around 7 p.m.

by LPNL June 30, 2022

jonnern

Jonnern AKA Hallabrokaskjer AKA Syge i håve AKA Jonathan Gåre AKA Jonathangaree(on tiktok)

girl 1- OMG Jonnern is looking so fine today, he could totally rail me at lunchtime today
girl 2- Bruh are you serious? today? He is always looking fine and could also rail me any time
boy - "damn I really wish I would be like Jonnern"

by jonnern September 5, 2022

Jonesing

To roast someone for a specific characteristic or trait in a joking manner.

Examples:
“Ol’ hotdog water breath havin’ ass”
“Ol’ peanut head havin’ ass”
“Ol’ not knowing your left from your right, lost in the woods head ass”

Usage:
“Tim was jonesing on Tom so hard”

by Saint Morales December 14, 2022

Jonesing

Jonesing is a feeling occurs before acquiring drugs and after running out of them.

6pm: “man Im jonesing for some snow right now”
7am: “FUCK WE RAN OUT OF BLOW! Im jonesing again.”

by Lithium lady January 30, 2023

Jonesing

Emitting a dramatically narcissistic, self centered personality, Believing genuinely that they are a perfect, godlike being.

"What an absolute joneser."
"Stop jonesing! You are not on top of the world!"

by KingChickenSandwich March 31, 2023

Johndering

the act of walking a long distance that could be, and should be, made by car

Damn, I’ve been Johndering for a while now, maybe I should see about getting my license

by pissingkiller June 10, 2023

Jokering

When someone starts rambling/monologuing about "society" and how much it sucks.

"I don't know what's up with Jared, he's been jokering for like an hour straight"

by Boykisser Fagass II October 21, 2023