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Jonas

Jonas is always a nice friend. He is perfect, nice, rich, and reliable. He’s the best kind of friend you can have.
Jonas has a big Cock

Who is the handsome one over there? It’s jonas!

Is Jonas perfect? Yes!
by urbanes dikitonary November 23, 2021
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jonas is a very wonderful friend, he is very funny and very nice
"Jonas is so funny! I love the joke he made last night!"
by ack quack December 6, 2021
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Jonas is a Person who has hair that will probably remind you of medusa but dont look in his eyes unless you want to become stone!
YO WHATS UP JONAS!
Jonas: YO WHAT UP
YO hAVE YOU SEEN THE NE-
Why you stone?
by daisdowodaskpokdw December 10, 2021
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Well... A Jonas is the biggest Hurensohn in whole süd-west-deutschland but we, the ki1 love him/her(idk)
A: Who´s this?
B: Thats Jonas!
A: Ah yes the Hurensohn
by jonassucksdick December 16, 2021
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Jonas is a handsome gentle young man who everyone knows and can talk to in class.
He is a funny guy and is easy to talk to because of his ability to listen really well.
He might be hard on himself but he's alone on that part.

I refuse to believe he's straight *-*

Yeah definitely gay…

He’s at least Bi…

Memes is his way of communicating

Known among the homies

sus *Among-us music starts playing*
Some guy: Hi there Jonas! How are you?
Jonas: I want to f you
Guy: What?

Jonas: No homo
...
*Starts making out*
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cool, awsome gamer dude ,humer is sex jokes
jonas is a cool awsome gamer dude who has a humor about sex
by gamer jonas January 10, 2022
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Jonas need some milk
by Abendshcwingen February 6, 2022
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