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Saccone Joly

Anna and Jonathon Saccone-Joly are the most famous family vloggers in Britain. They use cold showers as a form of punishment and for more than 10 years they have knowingly provided a daily supply of material for kiddie diddlers.

They have now joined TikTok to provide kiddie diddlers with fresh new inappropriate content of their children in various stages of costume, undress, and lip syncing to adult and sexually themed music.

Jonathan is proud to have won the "clas ohlson Celebrity Dad of the Year". A fake award from a furniture outlet who appreciate the type of content he provides.
From television show Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over, "So Jonathan Saccone Joly, how would you feel about pedophiles masturbating over your kids?"
Jonathan Saccone Joly, "I mean....is that a bad thing?"
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MANjelina Jolie

A hot chick that mysteriously resembles or acts like a dude.

An overly masculine good looking woman.

A hot chick with all or some of these attributes: chiseled features, deep voice, says "dude" or "bro" a lot, over enthusiasm for sports, belches or farts at inappropriate times, hair in all the wrong places etc.

or....

An Ugly manly Bitch trying to look pretty.
That chick was hot, but her friend was a MANjelina Joile!

Girl, You are a straight up MANjelina Jolie!
by ~The Snob~ August 8, 2011
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Jolie Fischbach

Retired Youtuber With 2 million subscribers and loved video games. Was a video game channel; nicknamed fishy box.
Jolie Fischbach is my favorite youtuber i love her.
by Becky3 June 15, 2017
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jolie laide

The literal translation of jolie laide is "pretty ugly." Basically, a female gets coined the French term "jolie laide" if she is not conventionally pretty/lacks natural beauty, but takes good care of herself, her skin, her attire and her overall hygiene that she makes herself become beautiful. Some might even say that the flaws in jolie-laide women give them an "irresistible allure."
Gemma Ward can be considered jolie laide because of her "buggy" eyes.
by keepsayingwoohoo August 1, 2009
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Jolie-Pitt

To call someone a "Jolie-Pitt" is the more modern, updated version of calling someone a "Baldwin". A "Jolie-Pitt" is considered very aesthetically appealing.
I'm quite a Jolie-Pitt.
by Hali Vaher x.xxiii October 6, 2008
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angelina jolie

Actress with a thick lip and big boobs. A woman who think she is one real Lara croft.
you saw her new movie? damn.., that nipples are hot.
by Charles August 2, 2003
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dirty jolie

she was acting like a dirty jolie last night
by uno dos tres she a whore April 14, 2020
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