Johan

From "Monster (2004)" WAS A TRANS-MAN ALL ALONG!?

Hym "JOHAN WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS GIVEN UP FOR AN EXPERIMENT WHERE THE MOTHER HAD TO CHOOSE WHICH OF HER TWIN DAUGHTERS SHE HAD TO GIVE UP!? WHAT!? WHAAAT!? OH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING NUTZ! WHAT!? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! I THOUGH HE JUST CROSS-DRESSED TO ACHIEVE HIS GOALS! BUT HE'S A FEMALE WHO IS A TRANS-MAN NOW BUT CROSS-DRESSES AS A WOMAN SOMETIMES!? HOOOOOOLY FUCK, MAN! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT SHOW!? I tried to watch it but only got a few episodes in... WHAT THE FUCK!? AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE GAVE HIM UP TO SAVE HIM OR HERSELF AND THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE HE EXPERIENCES FROM THAT TRAUMA IS THE IMPETUS FOR HIM TO BECOME THE SINGLE MOST EVIL CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF ANIME!? HOOOOOOOLY SHIT! FUCK ME, MAN... DAMN!"

by Hym Iam March 22, 2025

Johan

A man who appears lady like from how unlikeable they usually are

“That guy over there is such a Johan”

by JohanHater December 12, 2018

Johan

That Johan is such n stupid cunt,And you would like to fuck his girl its usually n tall thin man who anybody can fuck up

Johan is such n stupid weak bitch

by Qwejjdhdhjejenjdjdjejje September 11, 2020

Karl Johan

Its a norwegian guy with a big viking cock.

OMG his cock is so big. his name must be Karl Johan

by Karl Johan has a 12inch dick February 12, 2020

Johan

He is a really sexy and hot guy everybody wants to bee like him. If a girl see him they are feeling dying becuase his too hot!

Oh there is Johan he is so hot! I want him in my bed.

by bananen433 December 12, 2016

Johan Maxén

Sexy beats, a real Viking, he gets all the pussy and none of the STD. Most metal person you Will ever meet and the badass too. His Viking legasy goes back through out history and both has Satan and Odin at his side

Wow did you see Johan Maxén at that msyhem show. Yeah he dived into the crowd from a plane.
Johan Maxén is a beast.

by Viking beast December 13, 2016

johan

a person that think they are a boy but in reality they actually is a girl that is very feminin. they often have long blond hair and have a pussy. they also often say that they are white but are always very black and live in the hood with their niggers. also love to mute people on dicord because they are toxic.

hey i am johan and is a white boy

no youre wrong dumb bitch, you are black and a girl

by jo-han 6969 November 2, 2019