Johan

The name"Johan" is a male name from Germany. They are confident and the man who has this name is the Strongest.

He's just like Johan

by Yujiro Hamma November 21, 2021

Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024

Johan

Throat Goat

Throat Master
Nothing Else

That's It
Go Home

Johan: *GULP GULP GULP GULP*

Everyone: Oh....Slay ig

by going balalalalala November 3, 2022

Johan

Johan

Johan

by World Parasite November 5, 2022

Johan Ulveson

the Swedish actor everyone knows, but nobody knows the name of.

plays the voice of Albo in the Swedish kids game "Drakens värld" (trans. Dragons world)

me: hey who played the voice of Albo in drakens värld?
guy: idk, i know his face but not his name
me: i think he played the therapist in Bonusfamiljen too..
guy: yeah, let's Google it...
me: OH! its Johan Ulveson!

by ike.aa October 1, 2018

Johaned

The act of getting played

Person 1: Did you ask him out
Person 2: Yeah, but he johaned me

by Philjooness April 17, 2022

Johan

Cutest, most adorable, kind hearted, sweet boy you'll ever meet

Me: Reject me so I can get over you
Johan: no.

by Mommycoogie November 20, 2021