Jesus Game

how to play:
1. go to wikipedia.org
2. go to the english article section
3. say "ready, set..." and click on random article
4. try to get to jesus christ's wikipedia page by only following links in the article.

you can even race your friends, this is a good substitute of wasting your time if youre on a filtered computer. instead of facebook, play the jesus game.

the jesus game:
random article: thai style dresses
1st link: Category Thai clothing
2nd: Thai fisherman pants
3rd: Thailand
4th: Christians
5th: Jesus

Thai dresses to jesus in five clicks, not bad.

by exit triks December 20, 2008

Jesus Tapdancing Christ

Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST

Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.

by Slap Jackin October 17, 2004

jesus of suburbia

The main character of Green Day's album "American Idiot," a rock opera in which the characters represent the youth of America in a modern-day metropolis filled with rhetoric, lies, and censorship. The entire story is an exploration of the main characters' thoughts and interactions with each other that takes place over the time span of approximately one year.

Jesus of Suburbia represents the average young American who doesn't quite fit in and has "disciples", or a clique consisting of the rest of the unheard youth who don't feel as though they fit into the well-established structures of the corporate American society.

"I'm the son of rage and love / the Jesus of Suburbia / from the bible of 'none of the above'"

by paul4tA December 9, 2004

Jesus Nazi

Someone who is a Christian, usually a Protestant, who is so ridiculously into their beliefs that they become super obnoxious about it. Will not tolerate any deviation from their beliefs, even from more moderate Christians. Feels the need to be really in-your-face about their beliefs. Extremely obsessed with proselytizing people from other faiths and other denominations of Christendom.

Man that guy is so annoying. He will not leave me alone about how much he loves Jesus and why I should accept him as my Savior, even though as a Catholic I already do. What a Jesus Nazi.

by Extremely annoyed guy September 9, 2010

Rocket Jesus

A (usually disparaging) nickname for Elon Musk, whose lofty SpaceX and Tesla ambitions (and their corresponding publicity and hype) have built a cult of personality among armchair-visionary worshippers all across the internet.

Did you hear about the Falcon Heavy's successful launch? Don't know how you could miss it, what with Rocket Jesus's face plastered all over Reddit today.

by Rajjak February 7, 2018

Jesus' Beard

1. Pot;weed.

We smoked Jesus' Beard on the usual pipe.

by Haiiamhi April 5, 2009

lying for jesus

Definition: when Christians deliberately spread misinformation, disinformation, propaganda, specious arguments, lies in order to further legitimize their religion or bring people to jesus.

"The Creation Museum is lying for jesus when they show that dinosaurs walked on earth with humans."

The Discovery Institute, Answers in Genesis, Creation Museum

by i.am.aerie July 11, 2010