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Jennifer Morrison

Jennifer Morrison is the extremely talented actress who plays Dr. Allison Cameron on the hit medical drama House M.D.
"My resume for Dr. Allison Cameron has me graduating medical school the year I graduated junior high." - Jennifer Morrison
by muohio July 12, 2006
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Dirty Jennifer

Dirty Jennifer

Is when you're sucking dick with lot's of saliva and slurping sounds whilst cradling ball's with finger in between said balls working the male G spot
I nearly died last night while my wife gave me a (Dirty Jennifer)
by Dirty Jennifer November 27, 2019
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jennifer evans

The name of the most amazing woman in the world. Not only is she beautiful and funny she also have an amazingly perfect round butt. She is a loyal and very talented lover. She enjoys helping others and is loved by all.
Geeze, I wish Jennifer Evans was my girl.
by Jennnnnjen December 8, 2013
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jennifer aniston

Actress who will most likely be remembered for her role on 'Friends' as Rachel. She is one of the most physically overrated individuals in Hollywood as she is not nearly as beautiful as people make her out to be. Also an overrated actress.
TV Viewer #1: Dude did you see Jennifer Aniston on TV? I wanna hit that.

TV Viewer #2: Fool! Get off the band wagon shes astoundingly overrated. Wouldn't you much rather enjoy a nice piece of Courtney Cox instead?
by k black February 1, 2005
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Jenniffer

An intelligent, self-motivated person, that knows what she wants out of life, yet will not step on other people in order to achieve her goals.

Personality, kindness, with a love of books and culture. Well read, yet she treats everyone with respect and caring.

Willing to volunteer at the local soup kitchen, as well as doctor homeless animals back to health.
Guess who just bought the last dozen box of Girl Scout cookies...then gave them to the residents at the retirement center.

Jenniffer, of course.
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jennifer zimmerman

Jennifer Zimmerman is a prescription drugs addict. She is also selfish and highly self obsorbed. She abandons her family and takes off to live in a van and spreads her herpes and other STDs across California, Oregon and Washington to unsuspecting male victims.
Jennifer Zimmerman is a walking pharmacy.
by SpiderSquasher October 10, 2018
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Jennifar

Nick-name given to a very rare and special form of Jennifer. This particular breed of Jennifer is recognized for their tendency to don a moogle hat and scarf while running off to travel the world, teaching German children and taking amazing pictures to add to the chronicles of her travels. To date, there is only one known Jennifar currently at large in the world.

The Jennifar is terribly creative. A brilliant writer and talented sketch artist, she is gifted with the powers of the Goddess Grammatica, whose mantle she took up while working as a lowly writing aid to many college students desperate for a guiding light, a savior to show them the path to enlightened use of the English language. It is a burden, but she manages to continue to tolerate our less-than-divine grammatical utterances.

Alternative species of Jennifar have been thought to have been discovered, but forensic evidence indicates that these are all actually the same Jennifar following a migratory pattern around the east coast of American continent and the western regions of the European continent and its associated island nations. Thus the other forms of nomenclature used to identify the Jennifar are listed here as follows: Jennifar, Jenster, Jenasaur, Jenni, or simply Jen.

Though outwardly prickly, Jennifar's are actually quite sweet to those who work to win and keep their trust. They guard this knowledge jealously, however, and will respond with snark or a paralyzing gaze when threatened.
Set Extra #1: "...was that girl wearing a paper mustache and posing for a picture?"
Set Extra #2: "What? Where?"
Set Extra #1: "No, there! I saw one! It was definitely a Jennifar!"
Set Extra #2: "We're switching you to decaff."

Jenasaur: "Rawr!"
Friend of Jenasaur: "Rar?"
Jenasaur: "Mrar rar rawr." *hug*
Friend of Jenasaur: "Mrrr."

"That girl is really far away. I really miss my Jennifar." - attributed to Lizzi
by 8Dgzwho May 12, 2010
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