junked (it) up

To screw up.

Greg tried to make dinner but he totally junked (it) up and burnt everything.

Dan junked up his elbow and shoulder learning to snowboard.

by skryblz March 25, 2009

Junked

When Urban Dictionary editors reject your definition despite there being thousands of way worse definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Hey man, I went to put some awesome definitions on Urban dictionary and I got junked.

by Durr??? July 28, 2014

janked

To have something stolen, with a painful outcome. (Jacked/spanked)

Yo' that ho janked yo man.

by Falalala March 10, 2004

Janked out

Verb,

To lose through the sheer dumb luck of an unlikely event which would normally be crap.

Guy: I top 8'd recently at a children's card game event but got janked out by a kid running Horn of the Unicorn Control... Suxors. Should have run Monarchs.

by EdgeNZ February 10, 2008

Janked

Past tense verb

Combination of the slang word "Jacked" and name "Hank" to mean something stolen by a person named Hank.

Person: "Dude, my TI-84 Plus calculator was janked yesterday!"

Informed Person: "Hank did it? I thought all that guy did was wank to porn all day!"

by DeanIsLove June 5, 2011

jankedy

Related to "yo shit don't work" "Old tired-ass equipment" Anything 10 years or older costing less than $25 possibly sitting on your front porch for more than a year.

"Your Atari 2600 looks awfully jankedy on your black and white television."

"I refuse to throw dubs on your jankedy-ass Pinto"

by Joseph El Hombre December 12, 2008

jenkem

This is a highly halluconigenic drug. Generally, it is used to Optimize Goatsex with a Bindi who has yhis.
Primarily, it is sold in Goatssechsschyre for the price of two Korean BJs and a dollar.

Shit whitey, I just got so damn high off of jenkem. It really was the bee's knees.

by Joey Orgler 2 December 28, 2007