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Jenessa

Very fun to be around! She is the life of the party. Horniest girl you will ever meet, her knees are very strong from always being on them, and her mouth can do a lot more than you think! She is such a bad bitch and is super funny. She may act innocent but she likes to get freaky and be cinky tightest girl I know thas fosho
Friend: Omg who gets you to bust 24/7?

Guy: Her name is jenessa

Friend: damn I think every guy needs a jenessa 💦
by Jaxxsonn September 16, 2018
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New Jeresy Turnpike

When you shit into someone else's ass through a tube.
Dude 1: I gave my girl the New Jeresy Turnpike last night.

Dude 2: Ewwww What the fuck is wrong with you man?
by subwayeatfresh09 December 5, 2009
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jonesy

Someone who likes to cut others grass
"Cant beleive that cunt pulled a jonesy on me and fucked my mrs"
by thrashed_jet March 17, 2009
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jenery

he is a very weird man who laughs at everything and makes fun of girls who lives in toronto. very athletic since he hikes his own mountain and has good foot work from driving all his cars. vroom vroom bitch
omg look at jenery’s car and mountain!!! i wish i had one!
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Jonesy

JONES

The form in which the human race evolved from. This brain has not formed into what our brains are now causing this sorry a$$ person to be slightly(UNDERSTATEMENT) backwards.

This person is also a double pink belt in origami(Thats folding paper into pretty little things if your are reading this Jonesy boy).He once got caught molestering animals outside Garibaldi's in Bury-by the police and i think is doing community service at a hand car wash place in Heywood.

So because this "person" hasnt yet evolved into the human race we are today, his looks take on the appearance of John Merrick(The Elephant Man).He is about 6'4 and has the brain capacity of a Goldfish.

This person,like's getting his b*tch ass mates involved cos he's scared of a lil 18 year old-in my words PATHETIC. I know he would get his zit welding ass tw@ted all over,but thats besides the point-he should grow a set of balls and stop running off and gettin his "lil home boys"(The Power Rangers).

If anyone would like to see this scientific marvel of the world go visit him at 02 down dumers lane in radcliffe-Just ask a memeber of staff for "the works idiot" and i am sure they will assist in showing you him.
Guy1 and Guy2 are waiting outside garibaldi's unsupectingle when.....
Guy1-Whats that rustling behind that bush? You hear that?

Guy2-Yeah,what the fu(k's that?

(Guy1 and Guy2 go over to the bushes near garibaldi's to investigate)

Guy2- Yo that sh!t is sick,who the fu(k is that rearing that dog?

Guy1-Keith Laird?

Guy2-Nah thats Jonesy

Guy1-You mean the all mighty David jonesey boy has been caught with his kecks down getting intimate with a dog?
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Jiminy Jonesy

Something you yell out in anger or frustration when Gabe messes up
"Jiminy Jonesy, get out of my set!!!"
by b rock ivancovich February 28, 2009
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Jonesy

1. An enigma wrapped in a conundrum.
2. A repeater of "Sic em Bears"
Me: Baylor Sucks
Jonesy: Sic Em Bears
by Bf December 11, 2004
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