Jelly bracelets
These cheap little bracelets that I call gel bracelets but everyone else calls jelly bracelets that a lot of people wear. I guess a bunch of adults freak out and think that teens are stupid enough to automatically fuck whoever breaks off their bracelet, but seriously, we don't really. We're usually just joking around.
I always hug someone if they break a yellow one, though. I like hugs.
At my school, they mean:
Black or red~ Sex. Anything with a penis and a girl, really.
Green~ Hand job
Blue~ Take it up the ass, ho.
Purple~ Make out
Pink~ French kiss/lap dance
Yellow~ Hug
Clear~ Nothing. It's clear, duh.
Any glitter~ Kinky sex.
Glow in the dark~ Make out or screw in a public place, like a closet. (Which is why they glow.)
Gold~ Guy picks
Silver/Gray~ Girl picks
Also, you can kinda twist them together and it looks really cool. If you twist a red and black one together, it's supposed to mean you're not a virgin anymore, and if you have a clear and a pink one, it means you are a virgin, glow in the dark and any glitter one means your kinky... Stuff like that.
I just like how they look
I always hug someone if they break a yellow one, though. I like hugs.
At my school, they mean:
Black or red~ Sex. Anything with a penis and a girl, really.
Green~ Hand job
Blue~ Take it up the ass, ho.
Purple~ Make out
Pink~ French kiss/lap dance
Yellow~ Hug
Clear~ Nothing. It's clear, duh.
Any glitter~ Kinky sex.
Glow in the dark~ Make out or screw in a public place, like a closet. (Which is why they glow.)
Gold~ Guy picks
Silver/Gray~ Girl picks
Also, you can kinda twist them together and it looks really cool. If you twist a red and black one together, it's supposed to mean you're not a virgin anymore, and if you have a clear and a pink one, it means you are a virgin, glow in the dark and any glitter one means your kinky... Stuff like that.
I just like how they look
Someone: LOLZ I BROKE OF UR BLACK BRACELET!!!11
Me: Uh. Go get me a new one.
Someone: WONT U HAVE SECKS W/ MEZ?
Me: Err. No.
Someone: LOLZ IM TELLING THE BRACLET POLICE ON U!
Me: ...
Me: I wore my whole collection of jelly bracelets and the guidance counselor asked me if I wanted to talk about something. She was so sure I had an obsession with sex.
Me: Uh. Go get me a new one.
Someone: WONT U HAVE SECKS W/ MEZ?
Me: Err. No.
Someone: LOLZ IM TELLING THE BRACLET POLICE ON U!
Me: ...
Me: I wore my whole collection of jelly bracelets and the guidance counselor asked me if I wanted to talk about something. She was so sure I had an obsession with sex.
Jelly bracelets by Eli Bear December 12, 2008