Jehovah's Witnesses 

If you are in the same room with one you will definately know it! He'll be yelling and screaming, arguing with the Christian who simply wants to take a piss without being tapped on the shoulder and being told that he needs God!

Jehovahs Witness: "You need God!"

Christian: "I need to take a piss and the only things that'll help me with that is my penis and if you will SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Jehovah's Witnesses by fuck_me_all_night May 14, 2005

Jehovah's Witness 

A person who believes that their only belief is the right belief, tries to inform other people and just ends up frustrating everyone.

Joe was sleeping in his bed at 6 am, then someone knocked at the door. Joe opened the door and to his frustration finds that it's another Jehovah's Witness.

Jehovah's Witness by Jojishi123 December 27, 2011

Jehovah's Witnesses 

A Christian denomination... have very very very diffrent beliefs then the other denominations have. They are their chruches which are usually called a Kingdom Hall. They tend to knock on doors to get you to join them. You can do either one of three things.

1) Don't answer the door, they'll leave after a minute or leave some of their propaganda litertuare, either that or keep pestering.

2) Answer the door naked or screwing your wife... they'll get freaked out and run away. Or flip the bird.. or aim a shotgun at them. Or sic your dog on them.

3) Let them in and listen to their FUCKING ENDLESS RANT OF DOOM!

Bobby just called... the Jehovah's Witnesses are in the neighboorhood.

Jehovah's Witnesses by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2004

Jehovah's Witnesses 

People who bang on your door at 6:30 in the morning to pass out various religious pamphlets/magazines in an attempt to recruit you into their "religion."
They are like missionaries without the nerdy bicycles, but slightly more irritating.
Don't take their magazines or pamphlets unless you desperately need something to line your birdcage with.

Jehovah's Witnesses> Would you like a copy of the Watchtower??

Jehovah's Witnesses by SDFojfdo October 27, 2003

Jehovah's Witness 

A christian congregation who are extremely devoted to the bible and want to do what Jesus said "Go ye therefore, and teach all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the son, and the Holy Ghost Teaching them to observe all thingswhatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world." Matthew 28:19-20 (basically Go and mke disciples). If you tell them to go away they will come back because when armageddon comes you can't say no body told me. Just because you've studied the bible doesn't mean you know it. There is alot to learn by doing bible studies with a Witness. :thou believest that there is one God: thou doest well; the devils also believe and tremble" James 2:19 This is a very good scripture for one simple reason believing isn't enough. The devils of this world and past world belives does this mean they will be saved?

A jehovah witness came to my door

Jehovah's Witness by j2k January 1, 2005

Jehovah's Witnesses 

Annoying cult members whose sole purpose is to annoy people by knocking on their doors every week and asking them if they wish to be "saved". Any unfortunate victim who ACTUALLY allows them into their house will be bored to death by their endless rantings about their cult, and their hour-long prayers.

I feel proud that I no longer have to worry about Jehova's Witnesses bothering me ever since I set my dogs on two of their members last year.

Jehovah's Witnesses by AYB June 13, 2003

Jehovah's Witness 

A Jehovah's Witness is a Christian. It is a type of religion. They believe in God, and Jesus. They also believe God has a name: Jehovah. That's where the name Jehovah's Witness comes from.

For more information, visit their website: JW.org

I am having a bible study with my friend Judy, the Jehovah's Witness.

Jehovah's Witness by CakeInTheTree March 28, 2015