Jakobi

The most perfect girl you’ll ever meet she’s usually popular and everyone loves her if you get the chance to be with one your very lucky Jakobi is easy to fall in love with and hard to get over smart and just absolutely stunning she’s good at everything she does and is a total badass

Omg! Look Jakobi, she’s so perfect everyone wants to be her

by Babybunny August 9, 2019

Jetpack Jackoff

The act of violently cumming inside a female causing her to violently fly off your dick.

Me: Yeah, I gave Audrey a Jetpack Jackoff last night!

by romeguy82 April 1, 2018

Jakob

Jakob is the type of person that you can talk with for hours at a time. He will respect, love, and cherish you as well as take care of you.

Unfortunately, he is very lazy and others may find it hard to motivate him - even though he is incredibly intelligent.

Student 1: I've been studying for weeks for this test, I do not know how it is possible that I failed.

Student 2: Yes, I know! I myself barely just passed.

Student 3: Did you see what Jakob got?

Student 2: No, tell me.

Student 3: He supposedly got 85 %.

Student 1: I heard about that as well, plus he only studied for 3 days!

by AmeliaRoads June 21, 2017

Jakob

An amazing friend who will always be there for you, whether your low or happy. He loves to laugh, he's extremely athletic, cute in every single way. Humble, not caught up by what everybody else is doing. Has good manners, comes from a good family. Jakobs are awesome, and differ from Jacobs. They always are nice to everyone, do not judge, and an all around good person. Anyone lucky enough to know a Jakob is blessed, especially one in particular.

He's such a Jakob. I wish I was as cool as him.

by ILUVYOUJAKOB September 29, 2011

Jackoff Monkey

1. Someone who is addicted to masturbation.
2. A horny monkey.

1. Man, he whacks off every night... He's such a Jackoff Monkey!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!

by MSN April 8, 2006

jackoff all trades

An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.

An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.

"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"

"Dude, Dave's an divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."

by 3sqzper January 5, 2009

jackoff

n. A male who "jacks off"; v. to masturbate. adj. Dumbass

n. He's such a jackoff.
v. Don't let me catch you jacking off again.
Adj. That fucking jackoff guy.

by Ben fuckermother August 26, 2003