Jessie

Jessie is a hoe who will build a relationship and knock you down like building blocks. She is a sexual addict who will do anything to cum. She is a hoe 💯💯 she is snotty asf and think she is better than everybody else even though she is not

I found a Jessie sitting in the corner fisting herself.

by Trent is fucking beast February 10, 2018

Jessie

Jessie is a amazing guy. SEXY ASF ,cute,and smart you can be nice sometimes but really a hitter and beat a person ass but Jessie is smart lit and not replaceable

I have a big crush on that cute boy Jessie

by Urban dictionary truth l😘😁 April 19, 2018

Jessie

A psycho girl who bites you and punches you and kiss you when you do something that makes her mad and is obsessed with hurting cats

Girl: wow that girl Jessie is aggressive
Other girl: Ikr I feel bad for that cat

by Chonz July 12, 2015

Jessie

AN IDIOTIC FAKE FRIEND

Jessie: I hate Cat so much
Me: Can you like not hate all of my friends you lil self assured brat. -___-

by Merry <3 June 15, 2018

Jessie

bippity bobbity im comin to bomb your ginger haired property, anyway from that chant, she is gingiest mionecraft hoe you will ever meet other from that she is like diamond pickaxe, you know when in minecraft you find dem diamonds and you make a sword and a pickaxe your having one hell of a day, that is like meeting jessie. She is funnier than Shrek 4 Forever after, sad when donkey gets anal penetrated by shrek, thatis also like meeting jessie. But when you hear the plop of jessies poop you will instantly turn on. When you meet her dont meet her then your life will be gud

Jessie is like robux on roblox the sexiest ting on earth

by prick stickk October 6, 2017

Jessie

A fucking flat ass hoe. Thinks she’s thicc and can’t fight for shit. No tits no ass. Can’t get a man but still manages to get STDS. Home wreckers wanna be. Can’t function with attention. Thinks she has hoes but she’s the hoe. Will fuck for weed, booze Or drugs. NOT TO BE FUCKIN TRUSTED.

“Jessies such a attention whore” yeah ikr she’s a ugly bitch.

by h0esmad November 22, 2019

Jessie

A ditching Dutchman who never likes to hit the “start streaming” button. Can usually be seen ruining people’s days and causing immeasurable levels of disappointment. Can also be found in the 1700s queuing off stream. A man who has also yet to seek medical attention for his chronic headaches.

Guy 1: Hey! Did Jessie start his steam yet? He said no more fucking around this week.
Guy 2: Haha, dude you know it’s Monday, ride?

by mdogg1108 November 25, 2019