It's when someone takes over something that does not belong to them and when you want it back they will kill you and cry in their social media with ai generated photos and somehow people are stupid enough to believe them
Nick: Bro, my neighbor stole my favorite video game and he won't give it back to me.
Leon: Looks like you just got Israeled.
Leon: Looks like you just got Israeled.
by Ahmednotisraeledland October 28, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.
According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'
Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey'; this promised land is never referred to as 'israel'.
So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of indigenous people - a.k.a. settler colonialists. We see the IOF and settlers exhibiting this behaviour today, trying to imitate the myth.
Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Therefore Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine and present day israel as their home land.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.
According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'
Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey'; this promised land is never referred to as 'israel'.
So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of indigenous people - a.k.a. settler colonialists. We see the IOF and settlers exhibiting this behaviour today, trying to imitate the myth.
Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Therefore Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine and present day israel as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion or their culture, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.
Another note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this and we all know the torah, bible and qur'an are books of myth and most importantly; the promised land and this concept of an 'israel' is myth.
No self respecting atheist would support israel; when you don't believe in god, you can't believe in an israel.
Another note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this and we all know the torah, bible and qur'an are books of myth and most importantly; the promised land and this concept of an 'israel' is myth.
No self respecting atheist would support israel; when you don't believe in god, you can't believe in an israel.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
Get the israelmug. by Beepboppp23 December 29, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. The way that it's sold IS THE FUCKING RELIGION! THE ENTITLEMENT TO THE LAND IS A RELIGIOUS CLAIM! THE RELIGION IS "USING GENOCIDE ON PEOPLE WHO AREN'T DOING THE RELIGION" IT SAYS IT IN THE BOOK.
A dumb whore "Religion makes people feel good. And there are nice religious people. Therefore, it's not the religion (per se)"
Hym "Wrong! Wrong. Do fat cocks make you feel good? Are there nice people with fat cocks? You're defending their pleasure so you you can enforce a culture where people's pleasure is defended... So that YOUR pleasure must necessarily be defended. It's self-preservation. In the context of Jordan Peterson's thing... That fat cock cervix pounding orgasm is GOD to you. Israel exists because God says that it must. The Jews rule over it because God says they must. And they are fine with eradicating the obstacles inhabiting the Gaza stripe because God is a psychopath. And anyone who isn't favored by him, anyone who isn't doing what he wants is an obstacle. And I would know becuase..."
Hym "Wrong! Wrong. Do fat cocks make you feel good? Are there nice people with fat cocks? You're defending their pleasure so you you can enforce a culture where people's pleasure is defended... So that YOUR pleasure must necessarily be defended. It's self-preservation. In the context of Jordan Peterson's thing... That fat cock cervix pounding orgasm is GOD to you. Israel exists because God says that it must. The Jews rule over it because God says they must. And they are fine with eradicating the obstacles inhabiting the Gaza stripe because God is a psychopath. And anyone who isn't favored by him, anyone who isn't doing what he wants is an obstacle. And I would know becuase..."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
Get the Israelmug. A person who stands up for truth, fights for democracy against all odds and is strong despite others attacking them personally, religiously. or through online media.
When I saw my school mate being bashed by the bullies, I Israeled the situation and managed to stop the harm.
by rachelfay December 27, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. He is such an incredible and loving guy. Although he does struggle with being nice and is not much of a social person, with specific few he is incredible. Living, caring, and and overall best boyfriend you could ever have. He does not like to talk about his feelings, worrying people, and has trust issues due to his past but He will never leave your side and will always be there for you no matter what. He will encourage you and forever care for you. Don’t loose someone like him and keep Izzy with you always
Guy: Hey, have you seen Israel
Girl: oh yeah he’s chillin with his Gf
Guy: Dang, he’s really dedicated to her, that’s so sweet.
Girl: oh yeah he’s chillin with his Gf
Guy: Dang, he’s really dedicated to her, that’s so sweet.
by GCGG December 23, 2024
Get the Israelmug. by EKimLipse November 7, 2023
Get the Israelmug.