israel

uhm. huh? ion think dat exists lol

a moment of silence for israel.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wwow,

by MR, SMD junior November 25, 2023

Israeled

Overcame bad odds to achieve remarkable things, such as building farms and cities in a rocky desert, escaping the Holocaust with no possessions and then building a business and becoming a philanthropist, maintaining a democracy and a growing population while under attack from all borders, etc

"Jorge was born into poverty and homelessness but he israeled his butt off to become a doctor and now he helps his old community."

by Truthseeker613 January 25, 2024

Israeled

The ability to achieve amazing results given very difficult conditions.

Bill israeled the ski race course even though it was very windy.

by anonymous January 17, 2024

Ben-Israel

People who have the last name Ben-Israel, tend to be heart warming people, who care for others, they struggle with many problems on the inside but still tend to be there when others need a shoulder to cry on. They are gorgeous and have the most amazing features but when they look in the mirror they can’t help but be filled with disgust. Look out for this person because when the world is ending, they’ll be running to find you and protect you.

Their last name is Ben-Israel.

by anonymous August 19, 2024

Israel Defense Forces

Literally the best army in the world. Assembled from 3 branches - air, sea and land, it is the most powerful military in the middle east, and one of the most powerful in the world. The IDF has won every single one of the 7 wars it has fought since its establishment in 1948.

"Man how I love seeing the Israel Defense Forces operate. They are so cool!"

by Sdag327 December 28, 2023

israel

If you repeat a lie often enough, eventually it becomes Israel.

Israel's army is "the most moral army in the world"
>Proceeds to commit inhuman war crimes

by nobodyknows. September 26, 2024

israeled

When the Israeli Occupation Force (IOF) Apache helicopters shower your friends in bullets and fire missiles at your car while fleeing a music festival because they're ordered to 'shoot at everything' because they don't know who is a terrorist.

Damn dude, you're burnt to a crisp inside your car, you got Israeled hard!

by I got israeled November 21, 2023