Wood

Synonym for weed

I just bought some wood to smoke.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

Wood

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by what in god diddly darn's fuck October 27, 2020

wood

hard woody

I get a woody in the morning

by blackwaterray March 23, 2011

Woods

when a male gets happy in a sexual way.

"last night i got on woods"

by Kanu October 9, 2003

Woods

verb. the act of discarding a carcass of a recent nuisance kill in the woods near the back forty. i.e. an opposum that was eating your cat's food, wild dog that was eat your chickens, stray tom cat that was pissing on your back door, coyote, etc.
Animal control "old school country style".

Hold on a minute Man, I'm woodsing a 'yote I slammed that was after my chick'ns.

by ncarolinacountry January 23, 2011

The Wood

a nickname for the country star Carrie Underwood. most commonly used by her obsessive fans. quite often used in sexually suggestive sentences.

I'd put my wood under Carrie!
The Wood owns.

by thewoodownskthxbye December 1, 2006

wood

fast food or food that you ate that wasn't very good but you consumed it because you were hungry

McDonald's food used to be good when i was a kid but when i got older i realized that it was some wood.

by jayrok06 February 24, 2010