instant karma

It's gonna get you.

instant karma's gonna get you
gonna look you right in the face
better get yourself together, darlin'

by enjuneer December 24, 2003

Instant orgasm

what girls often have when an extreme pimp, such as JC Chasez, Will Smith, or myself is in line of sight.

So I was walking on the boardwalk and this girl just falls over next to me and starts making noises. Must have been another instant orgasm.

by Nick D March 6, 2003

Insta Nut

To instantaneously ejactulate

Yo bro that pussy was so good I insta nut

by Swagmoneymillionare March 14, 2015

Instantology

Instantology is a field of study that exists for its own sake, studying Instantology. It is a rich area of research, as it appeared out of nowhere only in 2009 (allegedly) and nobody is sure yet what is or what its relation is to other fields of study or the natural world, these questions itself being the focal point of instantological speculation.

I am a window cleaner and theorist of Instantology.

Whilst filling up my wheelbarrow with cheese I had an instantological revelation; that Instantology is a separate expanding universe of pure concept.

by Instantologist May 21, 2009

instant shower

also spray-on shower; choosing to use only a spray of deoderant as opposed to a full shower.

"Katie just texted me asking if I could come over and drill her before work," Tom said. "But I can't really be bothered having a wash. I think I'll just go an instant shower since I always come home covered in oil when I'm with her anyway."

by mrschlaps October 14, 2009

prime instant video and chill

The Gentleman's way of Netflix and Chill

Taylor: Thanks for taking me out to this fancy restaurant, that was so sweet of you!
Tom: Wanna come with me to my crib?
Taylor: Of course I do!
*walk into his crib*
Tom: So you wanna prime instant video and chill?
Taylor: Sure, I'm just gonna grab a cucumber real quick
Tom: I already have one here *unzips pants and buries his dick so hard in her ass that whoever pulls it out will be crowned king arthur* whilst sharing a glass of wine with her.

by Thrill Cosby October 6, 2015

instant homie

Someone you meet usually through friends who happens to be just as awesome as you if not awesomer! You felt like you've known the person since grade school, you have a lot in common, and conversation comes very naturally.

Dood im not gonna lie your a instant homie!

Dude did you see that one guy with tazer!? So not instant homie.

by randykid August 30, 2010