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instagramming

To jack off to someone's pictures on Instagram
I was Instagramming to that chick's pics last night
by A mothafuckkin starfish May 17, 2014
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#instagram

The faggot version of facebook. Where people place selfies for attention and add plenty of tags.

Common place to find swaggots
Example: Just went on instagram, I have 200 followers. Probably going to upload some more selfies.

selfie uploaded... #instagram, #selfies, #tagsforlikes, #cute, #goodlooking #good #looking #smile #female
by Loading... April 3, 2013
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instagram

a place for 9-11 year olds to post pictures of themselves posing with piece signs. these children have also been known to post an excessive amount of pictures of food and basically any stupid shit they can snap a picture of.
my child is addicted to instagram
did you see that damn sexy selfie I posted on instagram?
by fuckbitches666_ January 29, 2015
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instagram

ily instagram
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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instagram

a website where girls backs get broken
by hosaynotjoseph July 5, 2022
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instagram spite

When you find out someone you have been pity following is no longer following you. So, you unlike all of their photo's before un-following them. GTS
That asshole from work that I was reluctantly following hasn't liked any of my posts, turns out he is no longer following me. So, I Instagram Spited him and all of the photos I painfully liked before un-following the douche. GTS
by GTS Inc April 27, 2017
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King of Instagram

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V

Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the King of Instagram after his latest individual picture on BTS Instagram account which is shared by 6 other members achieved 6 million likes in 2 days which is fastest for a Kpop male idol. With having a personal Instagram handle, without any interaction four of his pictures crossed the 6 million mark.
Kim Taehyung, the KING OF INSTAGRAM, has a strong influence on social media
by kpop crunch May 20, 2021
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