Insta-lerking

Going more than 25 weeks deep into someone that you fantasize about's Instagram Page and not liking any pictures.

Gurl#1: i was insta-lerking Dequans page last night.
Gurl #2: Did you like any pictures?
Gurl #1: Hell no, i was 56 weeks deep into that page gurl!!!!

by UbERmaN3221 November 4, 2015

Insta-BITCH

where a woman for some ungodly reason or caused by birth countrol, or pms just starts bitching.

I walked into the libray with a barrel of monkeys and she just insta-BITCHED all over the place.

by Drvortex April 24, 2009

insta-gram

A flawlessly executed drug deal.

1: Hey 2, you ready for the party tonight?
2: Hell yeah! I'll be on my way over after this insta-gram.

by DLuck October 15, 2012

Insta-thug

A man or woman who act like thugs while actually being the exact opposite to the thug lifestyle. This trend originated on Instagram hence the name. These people are usually assholes

You see david? Wearing his pants like some insta-thug loser

by C.T Tracy November 1, 2022

Insta-trainer

A trainer whos main focus is to attract as much followers as possible by doing ridiculous exersises which look sexy but do not really work as well as traditional exersises. The main purpose of this trainer is to attract as much followers as possible

"Chads workouts seem so intense and fun, yeah you dont need to do them to get results, chads such an insta-trainer"

by Thedon1994 January 16, 2021

Insta-clam

The female equivalent of dick pic, where a woman takes a picture of her vag and sends it to who she wants.

Girl 1: So I've been sexting my boyfriend lately.
Girl 2: Oh, yea? Sending him pics of your lady lumps?
Girl 1: Nah, I wanted to spice things up, so I sent him an Insta-clam.

by RiddleKing July 10, 2015

Insta-priest

A insta-priest is some one, that is Not qualified to be a pastor because of lack of education, and poor lifestyle, a insta-priest is a man that opens up a Instagram account, and calls himself a pastor, just to Get attention, and this office usually causes more harm to people then Good.

He is not a real pastor, he is a insta-priest.

by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020