Yeast Infection

A condition that affects women when they sit on muffins with no underwear on. It can also happen if you fuck the 'Pillsbury Dough boy'

My girlfriend keeps getting 'yeast infections', she need to stop her muffin fetish before I find a Smurf's village between her legs.

by ohnoudidntgothere June 19, 2010

One Direction Infection

An obsession with the boy band One Direction (aka the parasitic offspring of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus). Symptoms include sexual frustrations, a massive drop in IQ, and the inability to think, speek or type coherently. If your daughter or someone close to you acquires this illness, the only form of treatment is to tie this person to a chair, throw this chair into a large vat of salt and holy water, and play Metallica nonstop an at maximum volume through headphones duct-taped to their heads. If that doesn't work, murder is the only solution.

"Omqqq, I luv one DirEction! I think I have a one direction iNfection! <3 Harry styles and that Nialler, hot damn! ;)"

"AAAHHH! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!'"

by EdanP February 4, 2013

bread infection

everything that is wrong with Urban Dictionary. This is the type of editor who spends every minute of his day polluting this site with "words" like wnuczek, yobrodawgshitfucknadsboy, and yonkydonkey . He is completely illiterate (see his definition of author). He currently has 189 definitions... And those are just the ones that were approved (most likely by himself). Basically, author bread infection is the perfect example of fail in Urban Dictionary.

Naive Kid: "snoopet!"
You: "WTF"
Naive Kid: "It means fat chicks need lovin too but they gotta pay!"
You: "No, it means you fail to realize that Urban Dictionary is a free dictionary that anyone can add to: which means retard users like bread infection infect the site with bullshit, and it stays there forever, because it takes too much effort for editors to delete each definition. If Urban Dictionary had a way to ban him and delete all his defs in one fell swoop, nothing of value would be lost."

by pseudoanonymous August 22, 2009

Inflatio

The Increasing of price on the sexual act of felatio due to inflation.

Dan: Hey man how did the date with Jen go?

Jim: Oh man it sucked so i went to get a hooker but couldnt afford a bj because of inflatio

Dan: awww man that sucks

by Rayne Summers January 28, 2011

government created killer nanorobot infection

a serious epidemic which is now known as GCKNI (Government Created Killer Nanorobot Infection)

Can be spotted by the little red marks all over their bodies resembling freckles.

Those poor people who were involved in the outbreak of GCKNI (Government Created Killer Nanorobot Infection) will never be the same.

by Edward Lavender June 21, 2007

Accolade Inflation

A type of inflation in a social group whereby more and more shallow, empty, and easy awards keep getting made and given out to members, and thus members of the group need to show a huge number of these awards to be considered average.

There is so much accolade inflation these days it's hard to tell apart those who are average from those who have accomplished something noteworthy.

The CVs of HS students applying to college these days has a 7 page section on 'awards and recognitions' due to the constant accolade inflation.

My 5 year old came home from school with 5 daily stars for her behavior over the past 3 days, in a case of flagrant kindergarten accolade inflation.

by Sqeezle March 22, 2021

Sonic Inflation

The increasing prices of sonic games. Dont believe me? Look it up!

Man 1: Sonic inflation is crazy.
Man 2: What are you talking about?
Man 1: The prices of sonic games.
Man 2: what the fuck

by MacBack October 5, 2023