Cabbages

A feeling just above 'average'.
by Ancorrs May 17, 2011
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Cabbaging

Cabbaging is the act of having sex with a friends entire family at the same time, obviously the friends family are sick and enjoy incest anyway otherwise how else would YOU know them. Cabbaging also involves family pets, deceased family members and very often household furniture.

Breaking laws on incest, necrophilia and the Ikea 12 month guarantee, Cabbaging is popular in many parts of the world. Mostly Germany.
Joe: "Hey Scott guess what I did last night?"
Scott: "Cabbaged my family?"
Joe: "You were there? Oh yeah, you were between the goldfish and your father."
Scott: "I love cabbaging"
by Dave Esquire January 11, 2006
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cabbage

the act of calling another man a pussy
“you a whole cabbage for not jumping at tilted
by cabbage master #fortnitegod March 08, 2018
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Cabbage

A word used to describe someone who is known to act an idiotic or foolish fashion because of an ability to act in a normal and acceptable manner . This can cover anything from not knowing the answer to a simple question to partaking in acts of cabbagery such as not using an indicator when making a maneuver in a car.
Andy: "Paul M you're a fucking cabbage because you ate my chicken salad again"
by BigAndyB August 07, 2019
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Cabbage

Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.
Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.
by non giron October 01, 2012
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cabbage

A stupid person who doesn't know shit.
Zach you are such a stupid cabbage!
by Bob Dong February 14, 2003
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cabbage

an old granny vagina, with flaps etc..
'wop it up a cabbage'
by llihp notwen February 01, 2008
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