Kinder Suprise

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.

I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox

by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023

Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment

I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise

by brushnz February 4, 2022

Kinder

To take a kinder means take a huge cock in the ass

Person 1: Man wanna play chess?
Person 2: man you already know that if you play against me you take the kinder

by Cocombokinder June 4, 2023

Kinder Surprise

When you queef a load of cum In your undies unexpectedly

Honey, pull over I just got that Kinder Surprise from earlier!

by northernjizz6669 December 13, 2021

Kinder Sandwich

When a white woman is been taken from both ends by 2 black males

Betty tried her first ever kinder sandwich last night

by Stangela February 12, 2024

More Kinder

An addition to an insult, usually followed by "Little bitch"

Stephano: "Shut the fuck up you more kinder little bitch"

by aidenwilliams2407 May 6, 2025

kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.

Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*

by brian 2 February 1, 2024