In one's personal opinion, one of the most hottest, adorable, sexiest, lovable guys one has ever met
by bynadz February 28, 2005
Get the orlando bloommug. by lilomelet68 June 28, 2023
Get the Blooming Onionmug. Famous English Adventurer best known for his actions as a playboy at the Bulgarian seaside during the 60's
Oh, you mean that John Bloom that arrived from the deep Black Sea in his 007 amphibia car and was central for Bowie's first record deal!
by Olive Climber October 17, 2008
Get the John Bloommug. When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"
by Chateau64 June 18, 2018
Get the blooming onionmug. A young artist from Macon GA that has many great song like spacecoupe,life of bloom,and big bands he is 14 years old and is very talented and is down to earth and he loves his fans very much and will never forget who was there from him is great freinds with other artsiest such as slimerich sativa and babybrazi and he will never give until he blows up.
by Youngbloomfan229 September 11, 2020
Get the Young bloommug. You’ve made a right Blooming Hestonthal of that.
or,
You've really Blooming Hestonthaled your decking, mate.
or,
You've really Blooming Hestonthaled your decking, mate.
by Ralph King January 11, 2010
Get the Blooming Hestonthalmug. When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.
Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.
by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017
Get the Blooming Onionmug.