Yes, barkeep? I would like to buy those two douchebags at the end of the bar a round of Ike turners.
by Dirtydeeznutz September 6, 2013

The hero of the Absolute TRL forums.He is 21 years old,lives in Akron, Ohio, lives with his parents, has a bad brother named Aaron who beats him up, Doesn't have a job, and can't drive. He makes songs as well which include such classics like 'Limp Bizkit's Da Biscuit' and 'Linkin Bizkit'.His musicial idols include Lillix, Lindsay Lohan, and VNV Nation.He is quite possibly the future ruler of the world.
by Benny G February 9, 2005

Bill started choking on one of his Mike and Ikes, so I stole the box of them out of his hand and ran off.
by Rastablowtorch September 21, 2005

It's not over until someone claims to be Ike Taylor.
Person 1: Did you do the homework?
Person 2: Yea... I'm Ike Taylor.
"I'm Ike Taylor, bitch; I do this for 12 hours a day!"
Person 1: Did you do the homework?
Person 2: Yea... I'm Ike Taylor.
"I'm Ike Taylor, bitch; I do this for 12 hours a day!"
by Boris Shipanzo January 13, 2009

A term used to describe a very strenuous bike ride. So strenuous, in fact, that you feel that you were just beaten up by Ike Turner.
by DJ Viser June 9, 2009

George-"WOW THEM MIKE AND IKES WERE AWESOME"
Fred-"Dude I am gonna be sick I think I ate one to many boxes"
George-*PUKES ALL OVER THE FLORR*
Fred-**PUKES all over George**
Fred-"Dude I am gonna be sick I think I ate one to many boxes"
George-*PUKES ALL OVER THE FLORR*
Fred-**PUKES all over George**
by ClanaLuver December 17, 2008
