IF SHE BREATHES

SHES A THOT

“Yo I swear man,if she breathes.....”

by ThatOneThug December 10, 2018

If the shoe fits

When you say something in general that could be deemed as an insult, and someone gets offended because they think you meant it towards them.

Why did you post that status about people with big noses?

Hey don't get mad if the shoe fits

by HazyX December 11, 2017

If you say so...

Phrase that can indicate continued concern in response to attempts at alleviation.

Can also be used to politely disagree or imply that someone is lying.

Person A: I'm fine.
Person B: If you say so...

by Pan Gali January 6, 2011

If You Seek Amy

Phrase popularized by Britney Spears, though used in clubs before that. Pronounced phonetically it spells
F-U-C-K ME

Oh baby baby If You Seek Amy tonight

by AislinLovell December 20, 2008

if there is grass on the field play ball

if a girl is old enough to have pubic hair (shaved or unshaved) they are old enough to have sex.

Bob: Do you think Mary is old enough to shag?
John: If there's grass on the field play ball

by Grass May 12, 2004

If he's still in, I'm still in

A phrase used in reddit referencing that if the legend u/DeepFuckingValue holds $GME stonks, everybody holds.

Ohh he has made 50 million and still hasn't sold??!, then if He's still in, I'm still in.

by Normal_dude January 30, 2021

if you think about it

A phrase one says before espousing a large amount of bullshit.

If you think about it, the Earth is flat because nobody has ever been to space - NASA just projects holograms in the sky for us to look at.

by anonymous July 16, 2021